/soy/ - Soyjaks

edit the page and check the preview
you will see the missing days
its a weird bug

>>17505438
August 24 - 'teens deploy a momNVKE and {{Glow|glowNVKE}} on [[List of doxes/K#KroslassKitsuter|an Australian lolipedo]].<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0824-0910-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17360156.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0824-0910-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17360156.html]</ref> Someone starts posting pictures of random foids at starbucks in /soy/, and 'teens shortly after discover its the same foid previously mentioned in the roommate thread on August 14th, and that its also the one and only diddy foid [[List of doxes/V#Vivian Snow / Hapa Foid / @femjanny|Vivian Snow]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0825-0705-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17386984.html</ref>
*August 25 - In one [[I'm trans BTW|fateful]] [[Pepe|frogfail]] thread a [[Soyteen|'teen]] admits to being [[Snopes|pregnant]] and not being able to get an [[Dead nigger baby|abortion]] because [[List of neopronouns|xer]] parents are [[Based and Christpilled|christpilled]]. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0825-1856-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17400073.html</ref>. (Supposedly) Soot posts in a random thread stating that he is still here.<ref name=":8">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0828-2109-55/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0828-2130-35/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17470118.html

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0828-2135-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17469183.html</ref> 'teens attempt to estimate the size of [[George Floyd]]'s [[BBC]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0826-0717-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17414055.html</ref>
*August 26 - A literal Alicia makes a thread and causes everybaldi to geg at how ugly xhe is.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0826-2251-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17429622.html</ref> A thread spreading disinfo that [[Lie|Salt is allowing smuglet]] is created by nusois, said thread reaches 600+ reppies and is immediately derailed by [[gore]] spammers, gigachad spammers, telegram immigrants and a single schizophrenic [[Chud.win|chinnycuck]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0827-0148-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17429766.html</ref>
*August 27 - Nusois try to dox [[SNCA:Lessons in Meme Culture|LIMC]], and find an XVideos account tied to his business email<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0828-0059-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17453194.html</ref> An elite 'teen task force prints out 'oxxerold fliers about the diddy foid [[List of doxes/V#Vivian Snow / Hapa Foid / @femjanny|Vivian Snow]], and passes them out to her university's staff before spreading it around the campus under the cover of night<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0827-1954-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17433685.html</ref> Soyteens share pictures of their bedrooms, and one soyteen shares a picture of a promotional poster their grandfather stole from a disneyworld Hotel elevator in the early 80s GEG<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0828-1233-56/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17462075.html</ref>
*August 28 - A rogue [[Trannies|femjanny]] deletes [[Thrembo|numerous]] non rule breaking threads because of [[Gigachad|misogyny]]. As this was happening numerous [[Soyteen|'teens]] revolted. Many threads were deleted, but some stayed up. The rogue [[Trannies|femjanny]] was allegedly [[Ban|'nished]] by [[Salt]] after they posted [[Jartycuck|loli pornography.]]<ref name=":8" /> The [[Soyjak Wiki|wiki]] braps for around 15 minutes.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0829-0512-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17477359.html</ref> A starving caca makes a thread asking for food, so 'teens send him 2 'zas.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0829-0657-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17472728.html</ref> A neutralplier poster talks about fucking a [[Reimu Hakurei|Reimu]] fumo plushie, and included a {{Brimtext|picrel.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0829-1247-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17484999.html</ref>
*August 29 - A [[Datamining|survey]] was conducted on 110 'teens that revealed the largest portion of 'teens were [[Quote]]-era [[Newfag|newfags]], and an alarming amount were [[Babyjak|cacas]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0829-2003-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17489053.html</ref>
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Why is this happening doe
>>17505495

make an account nigger

>>17505495
Don't forget to add this for the 29th
>OP of a thread making fun of chinktok offsiters is exposed as a troon
>>17496946 (OP)

>>17505529
Fun fact about this, i was the one who found the account and it was on my fyp.

Thank you 'ki GQDS

>>17505563
Nuts nigga

>>17505529
How does this even happen? How bad must your opsec be?

August 29th - 'teens attempt to get Hunki's Jedree fried chicken on google maps at vivian snows address https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/17489561.html

August 30 - A thread about a video of someone rubbing shit on an iPad showing the sharty homepage devolves into a 'teen drawing soyspeak, shitjaks, swastikas and more all over his shower walls, not being able to get it off, and eventually flooding his bathroom and hallway after clogging the shower drain

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/17502162.html#q17505236

>>17505693
>>17505581
This is good