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ITT we tell weird shit that happened in our lives

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i got raped (no jokes)

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I found this site and started using it one day l, now I'm an active user of soyjak dot saint

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i eat my boogers

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>>17504809
If it didn't happen yesterday it's snca

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i got raped yesterday

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I remember like a year ago seeing a green glowing object on the sky at late hours of the night, like 5 minutes before that dogs started yelling like crazy and lightbulbs also started dimming and lighting up like crazy

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in September 15 2027 glowies will enact operation soydawn

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>>17504833
BRO…=

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i dont know how to tie my shoes

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I witnessed an man die infront of me, when I was 6 years old

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i made a tranny ACK

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my dad is dead
>he was a right winger

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im gay

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>>17504849
How did he die

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I will be raped tomorrow

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>i dont know how to tie my shoes

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>>17504864
Get out HIV sponge

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>>17504869
i've been trying for 20 years and the best i can do is knot

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>>17504869
>>17504883
Just use the bunny ear method

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>>17504896
IT NEVER WORKS

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>>17504904
just watch a jewtube tutorial

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>>17504866
It was at the bus station. it was a old guy who fell onto some kind of a sharp small bar that was in the sticking out of the ground. It pierced through his chest when he fell

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>>17504912
knotting works fine but its just annoying

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>>17504840
Goyim are you going to ignore my scary kino? I need to attentionwhore on scary imageboard, you know?

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>>17504915
Damn, was it bloody

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>>17504915
Shit, did it affect you as a kid?

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>>17504934
not really, there was blood coming out but my mother immediately took me away

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i see dead kittens all the time around my city

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I came in my eye once.

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>>17504954
Why haven't you reported that to the police?

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>>17504964
they all look like they died of natural causes

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>>17504972
I'd still be careful, too many sadistic niggers in this world
<integrity check

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>>17504961
Also there were two suicides in my building, btw if that matters

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i was born in a country with a lottery-winning chance of being born into, with a salary beyond 6 digits, only to move to one of the top 20 most populated

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I lived plenty of fucked up shit but I can't tell due to opsec reasons

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>>17504993
a lot of cats live around my area hell one is on my fucking car right now

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>>17504985
I was gooning while half lying in bed at a bad angle then came really hard.

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i used to suck on my mother's breasts

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>>17505031
nearly everyone did this

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I was in a /soc/ discord once and saw photos of some guys tarp setup in his room and the gun he would later use to commit suicide (allegedly, I don't know if he actually did it or not but he stopped being active the day after he sent those photos)

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My electric fan could turn on and off or to different modes on its own.
I'm sure that it's because it's old (about 10 years since we bought it) but i'd like to think my grandma's haunting it or something.

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>>17505031
literally everyphono on the planet does this doe



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