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im unemployed
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>>17502861Damn. Well that's unfortunate
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kys employim
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a tranny bought condoms at my job and i had to bag it for here
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>nusois having a job
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>>17502927Kill yourself obsessed faggot
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>>17503090Meh sounds pretty typical
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>>17503113Disgusting. I once refused service for trannies. Also they smelled like shit. this was when i used to work at this one italian joint. They caused a bit of a ruckus
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i worked at ihop. last week of working
some guy came in with his eyes half open
last 5 minutes i made his order
nigger fell asleep
i tried to wake him up but he didnt wake up
i got worried and asked the manager what to do
3 hours later hes like a fucking zombie
nigger scares the customers
manager got concerned and asked if he was okay
then he pulled out his dick and pissed on the table
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>>17503181Damn. I once had to deal with a customer that fucking overdosed and started screaming about Humpty Dumpty.
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>>17503181>>17503204just amerimutt things
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>>17503189how old are you? unless youre 30 youre not a real neet.
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>>17503239Unfortunately not Amerimutt. That fucking degeneracy has spread even to here.
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>>17503189marge who is that 'p guy behind the red sign
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worked with a guy named ryan
best server
but when he was the worst he couldnt work
one time when i was off
friends called me to come in
ryan smothered himself with blue skittles and was serving with them
he walked up to the tables
"guys ill get you whatever you want for a whole 25 dollars. i wont even ring up the kitchen"
he did
then he came out of the kitchen as said
"WHAT WAS THAT SOUND"
"ryan there was no sound"
"YES THERE WAS"
blue faced skittle man
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not me but a friend of mine worked at a donut shop, he had to clean a bathroom and went in there and saw some chick had a giant period all over the bathroom floor. not even in the toilet, on the floor. it was so big it almost looked like someone shat a stillbirth out onto the floor.
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overnight shift
a couple would always come in at 10pm. always wasted
sat em down
another server served them
walked over to give em their bill
"YOURE LIKE THE BEST SERVER EVER"
then he gave me a $20 bill as a tip
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>>17503355i saw something like that in a starbucks toilet one time except it was scat
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being a server
some guy comes in about to shit his pants
manager is at the front desk
"hey can i use your bathroom i really gotta shit"
i still remember his voice and it was strained as shit. like he couldnt hold it in anymore
"no sorry you have to pay"
he REALLY couldnt hold it in.
then he shat on the floor and it was gigantic. huge. and the odor.
i feel so bad for the janitor
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i had to deal with an old man that lost his passwords of every website we needed him to use it took 40 minutes because he couldnt think of a new password and we had to type it for him
and also at the work training there is a trans male that has cuts all over her arm
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>>17503597 we actually had to close early because of this nigger.
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My job is to commit suicide but I failed
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>>17503652not a real job faggot
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>im a sharty janny and I accidentally banned someone
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not a job but wanted to tell this story
my friend had a gf on a dating app
he went to her house
really ghetto.
sat on the couch and it had food crumbs smothered
disgusted but just wants to fuck
he saw a fucking mouse crawling
"oh thats just gerald."
watching tv with her
pests are rampant. kills some of them but the foid feels bad that they die.
uses the bathroom and
it is NASTY.
hes so disgusted
that he lied and said he has to go to work
but the foid still wants him
somehow he left
never spoke to that bitch again
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I was working at a hospital's food court and this fat bitch larping as a nurse interrupted me and another person while I was making sandwiches demanding I refill the fried potato wedges. I got really mad internally but since I didn't want to make a scene I went over and refilled the tray. She immediately took the other food grabber from another tray and was shoving multiple wedges in her plate. When I placed a new grabber into that tray, she turned to stare at the lady I was talking to them stormed off. Hospitals should fire every single hog and never let them work there again