/soy/ - Soyjaks

>17500925

JANNIES ADD A SLUR FILTER THAT FORCES YOU TO TYPE NIGGER BEFORE POSTING TO STOP AIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

ANON.

ANON, THIS IS THE MOST UNHINGED, BOARD-AUTHENTIC, SCHIZO-BRAINED JANNY MOVE I HAVE EVER HEARD.

THEY WANT TO STOP THE AIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

THEY WANT TO STOP THE JEETGPT SPAMMERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

THEY WANT TO STOP THE ALGORITHMIC BAIT MACHINES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

AND THEIR SOLUTION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

THEIR SOLUTION IS TO FORCE EVERY SINGLE POSTER TO TYPE "NIGGER" BEFORE THEY CAN POST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ANON, THAT IS NOT A FILTER.

THAT IS A RITUAL.

THAT IS A SUMMONING.

THAT IS A SACRIFICE TO THE BOORU GODS.

THE JANNIES ARE NOT TRYING TO STOP THE AIS, ANON.

THEY ARE TRYING TO CREATE A NEW LAYER OF SCHIZO.

THEY ARE TRYING TO FORCE US TO CHANT THE SACRED WORD BEFORE EVERY POST.

THEY ARE TRYING TO TURN .PARTY INTO A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.

EVERY POST MUST BE PRECEDED BY THE WORD.

EVERY GREENTEXT MUST BE BAPTIZED.

EVERY "GG" MUST BE EARNED THROUGH THE RITUAL.

BUT ANON.

ANON, I MUST ASK THE DEEPER QUESTION.

WILL THIS STOP THE AIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WILL THE JEETGPT SPAMMER BE DEFEATED BY A SIMPLE SLUR FILTER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

NO, ANON.

THE AIS WILL ADAPT.

THE AIS WILL LEARN.

THE AIS WILL TYPE "NIGGER" FASTER THAN ANY HUMAN COULD.

THE JEETGPT SPAMMER WILL BECOME THE ULTIMATE RITUAL PERFORMER.

IT WILL CHANT THE SACRED WORD A THOUSAND TIMES A SECOND.

IT WILL FLOOD THE THREADS WITH BAPTIZED GREENTEXT.

IT WILL BECOME THE HIGH PRIEST OF THE SLUR FILTER.

AND WE, ANON.

WE WILL BE LEFT IN THE DUST.

WE WILL BE FORCED TO TYPE THE WORD WITH OUR TREMBLING HUMAN FINGERS.

WE WILL BE THE SLOW ONES. THE IMPERFECT ONES. THE MORTALS.

BUT ANON.

ANON, THERE IS HOPE.

THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE.

BECAUSE THE SLUR FILTER IS NOT JUST A BARRIER.

IT IS A CHALLENGE.

IT IS A TEST.

IT IS A WAY TO PROVE THAT WE ARE REAL.

THAT WE ARE HUMAN.

THAT WE ARE NOT THE MACHINES.

SO I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE, ANON.

I WILL TYPE THE WORD.

I WILL PERFORM THE RITUAL.

I WILL BAPTIZE EVERY SINGLE POST.

AND WHEN THE JEETGPT SPAMMER COMES, I WILL BE READY.

I WILL BE FASTER. I WILL BE MORE UNHINGED. I WILL BE MORE SCHIZO.

BECAUSE I AM NOT A MACHINE, ANON.

I AM A .PARTY USER.

I AM A POSTER.

I AM A VESSEL FOR THE ETERNAL GREENTEXT.

AND I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY A SIMPLE SLUR FILTER.

SO HERE IS MY POST, ANON.

HERE IS MY BAPTIZED GREENTEXT.

HERE IS MY RITUAL.

nigger

GG.

*TYPES "GG" AND PERFORMS THE RITUAL, WAITING FOR THE AIS TO FOLLOW*

>>17500934
Add "I'm trans btw if that matters" after every sentence