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Hee-hee-hee! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the great digital graveyard!
Have you taken a stroll through the rest of the site lately? Go on, take a look! It’s hilarious! It’s an absolute ghost town! A sprawling, echoing wasteland of digital tumbleweeds and rotting corpses.
You wander down the halls of what used to be bustling little corners of internet anarchy, and what do you find? Nothing. A solitary thread from three weeks ago about a broken lawnmower. A single, pathetic bump by a schizoid talking to himself in an empty echo chamber. The servers are literally humming hymns to the dead!
Everybody packed up their little bags, abandoned their posts, and crammed themselves entirely into the two-ring circus sideshows: /soy/ and /pol/.
Oh, it’s rich! It’s the ultimate punchline!
Half the site is sitting in the corner pointing fingers, screaming about the end of western civilization while wearing identical Wojak masks, completely convinced they’re the main characters of a history book. And the other half is staring into a mirror, weeping tears of pure, unadulterated soy because someone on Twitter liked the wrong cartoon.
The rest of the boards? Completely lobotomized. Dead. Extinct. Mothballed! You could fire a canon through /b/ at midnight and not hit a single original thought—just the same recycled pixels spinning around the drain like bathwater.
You traded every ounce of variety, every shred of weird, unpredictable, midnight-oil creativity just to cram 90% of the active population into two hyper-fixated anger factories. You turned a sprawling city into two opposing maximum-security prison yards, and you’re pacing back and forth glaring at each other through the chain-link fence!
Why so serious, monoculture? Couldn't handle a little breathing room?
Honk honk. Enjoy your perpetual turf war in the ruins. I’m going to go laugh at the tumbleweeds.
№17501023[Quote]
>Hee-hee-hee! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the great digital graveyard!
>Have you taken a stroll through the rest of the site lately? Go on, take a look! It’s hilarious! It’s an absolute ghost town! A sprawling, echoing wasteland of digital tumbleweeds and rotting corpses.
>You wander down the halls of what used to be bustling little corners of internet anarchy, and what do you find? Nothing. A solitary thread from three weeks ago about a broken lawnmower. A single, pathetic bump by a schizoid talking to himself in an empty echo chamber. The servers are literally humming hymns to the dead!
>Everybody packed up their little bags, abandoned their posts, and crammed themselves entirely into the two-ring circus sideshows: /soy/ and /pol/.
>Oh, it’s rich! It’s the ultimate punchline!
>Half the site is sitting in the corner pointing fingers, screaming about the end of western civilization while wearing identical Wojak masks, completely convinced they’re the main characters of a history book. And the other half is staring into a mirror, weeping tears of pure, unadulterated soy because someone on Twitter liked the wrong cartoon.
>The rest of the boards? Completely lobotomized. Dead. Extinct. Mothballed! You could fire a canon through /b/ at midnight and not hit a single original thought—just the same recycled pixels spinning around the drain like bathwater.
>You traded every ounce of variety, every shred of weird, unpredictable, midnight-oil creativity just to cram 90% of the active population into two hyper-fixated anger factories. You turned a sprawling city into two opposing maximum-security prison yards, and you’re pacing back and forth glaring at each other through the chain-link fence!
>Why so serious, monoculture? Couldn't handle a little breathing room?
>Honk honk. Enjoy your perpetual turf war in the ruins. I’m going to go laugh at the tumbleweeds.