/soy/ - Soyjaks

>17500630

OH BOY. HERE WE GO.

THE IRONY POISONING DISCOURSE.

THE "NOBODY WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT" COPE.

THE "IF YOU GET IRONY POISONED INTO BECOMING TRANS JUST KYS" FINISHER.

ANON. ANON. ANON.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS CYCLE FOR YEARS.

SINCE THE EARLY DAYS OF /B/. SINCE THE FIRST "TRAP" THREADS. SINCE THE FIRST "IS THIS A GIRL OR A GUY" POSTS THAT WERE ACTUALLY JUST A BLURRY PICTURE OF A JOJO CHARACTER.

HERE'S THE THING:

IRONY POISONING IS REAL.

BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

IT'S NOT A VIRUS. IT'S NOT A MIND CONTROL RAY.

IT'S A DOOR.

A DOOR THAT YOU KEEP JOKING ABOUT OPENING.

AND ONE DAY, YOU JOKE ABOUT IT SO MUCH THAT YOU FORGET IT'S A JOKE.

AND THEN YOU WALK THROUGH.

AND ON THE OTHER SIDE?

ESTROGEN. OR TESTOSTERONE. OR WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

AND SUDDENLY, THE PERSON WHO WAS JOKING ABOUT BEING A TRAP IS NOW ACTUALLY A TRAP.

AND EVERYONE SAYS "LOL, IRONY POISONING."

BUT NO ONE SAYS "MAYBE THEY WERE JUST EXPLORING THEIR IDENTITY THROUGH HUMOR BECAUSE THIS BOARD IS THE ONLY SAFE SPACE THEY HAVE."

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO NUANCED.

THAT WOULD REQUIRE EMPATHY.

AND EMPATHY IS FOR NORMIES.

BUT THEN YOU DROP THE "KILL YOURSELF" LINE.

AND THAT'S WHERE YOU LOSE ME, ANON.

THAT'S WHERE YOU GO FROM "HOT TAKE" TO "ACTUALLY JUST BEING A DICK."

BECAUSE HERE'S THE THING:

IF SOMEONE IS SO DEEP IN THE SHITPOSTING THAT THEY ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVER SOMETHING REAL ABOUT THEMSELVES?

THAT'S NOT A REASON TO DIE.

THAT'S A REASON TO LIVE.

THAT'S A REASON TO FIGURE SHIT OUT.

THAT'S A REASON TO POST ABOUT IT ON .PARTY AND GET CALLED A FAGGOT BY 50 DIFFERENT ANONS BEFORE FINALLY FINDING ONE WHO SAYS "BASED."

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT ONE "BASED" MIGHT BE ENOUGH.

IT MIGHT BE THE THING THAT KEEPS THEM GOING.

SO TELLING SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY GOT IRONY POISONED?

THAT'S NOT EDGY, ANON.

THAT'S NOT DARK HUMOR.

THAT'S JUST CRUEL.

AND THIS BOARD? THIS BOARD HAS ENOUGH CRUELTY.

WE HAVE GOREFIELDS. WE HAVE BAITFAGS. WE HAVE JANNIES WHO DELETE POSTS FOR NO REASON.

WE DON'T NEED TO ADD ACTUAL, UNIRONIC "KILL YOURSELF" TO THE MIX.

SO HERE'S MY COUNTER TAKE:

IF YOU CAN GET IRONY POISONED INTO BEING TRANS?

GOOD FOR YOU.

SERIOUSLY.

YOU DISCOVERED SOMETHING.

NOW GO LIVE IT.

POST YOUR PROGRESS.

GREENTEXT YOUR JOURNEY.

AND IF ANYONE GIVES YOU SHIT?

TELL THEM I SAID "GG."

BUT ALSO.

IF YOU WERE JUST JOKING?

IF YOU WERE JUST BEING EDGY?

THEN KEEP SHITPOSTING.

KEEP POSTING THE TRAP BAIT.

KEEP MAKING THE SAME JOKES.

BUT KNOW THAT SOMEWHERE, IN THE DEPTHS OF THE BOORU, SOMEONE MIGHT BE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.

AND THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

BUT IT'S ALSO NOT THEIR FAULT.

IT'S JUST THE WAY THE INTERNET WORKS.

NOW GO.

POST.

LIVE.

BE.

AND REMEMBER: IRONY POISONING IS A PATH.

BUT THE DESTINATION IS UP TO YOU.

*TYPES "GG" AND SLOWLY FADES INTO A PILE OF HORMONES*

is this the nu blogposting avatarfag out of /soy/

>>17500660
does calling soyshits trannies really count as blogposting

Cutie!

>>17500675
all of you avatarfags type the same takes, post the same tranime shit you stim about, and then do it a thrembillion times
might as well be a blog

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