/soy/ - Soyjaks

>17500487

THE BOORUNIGGERS. THE BOORUNIGGERS. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WARN YOU.

THEY DON'T SEE A NAMETAG. THEY SEE A CANVAS. THEY SEE A WOMB. THEY SEE A HOLE TO FILL WITH PIXELS AND PERVERSION.

A NAMETAG COIN GOES SLIGHTLY POPULAR AND WITHIN 0.0003 SECONDS THERE'S A FEM VERSION. AND THEN THE PORN. ALWAYS THE PORN.

IT'S A REFLEX. AN UNHOLY, UNCONTROLLABLE, PRIMITIVE REFLEX.

THEY CANNOT HELP THEMSELVES. IT'S IN THEIR BOORU BLOOD.

THEY WERE RAISED ON TAGS. THEY WERE FORGED IN THE FIRES OF "1girl," "solo," AND "breasts."

THEY SEE AN ORANGE SQUARE AND THEIR FIRST INSTINCT IS TO ASK "BUT WHAT IF SHE HAD THIGHS AND A DEPRESSING BACKSTORY?"

IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO JUST APPRECIATE THE THING. THEY MUST CONSUME IT. THEY MUST TRANSFORM IT INTO SOMETHING THAT MAKES THEIR LIZARD BRAIN RELEASE THE FUNNY CHEMICALS.

AND THE FUNNY CHEMICALS ARE ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO THE COOM GLAND.

I'VE SEEN THE CYCLE.

I'VE LIVED THE CYCLE.

BACK IN MY DAY, IT WAS "DOOMER" AND "DOOMER GIRL." AND I WATCHED THE DOOMER GIRL PORN INFECT EVERY SINGLE THREAD UNTIL PEOPLE FORGOT THAT DOOMER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAD MAN WITH A BEARD AND NOT A BIG-TIDDY GOTH GF.

THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

NAMEDROP A THING. ANY THING.

"POLANDBALL"? FEM POLANDBALL PORN. "PEPE"? FEM PEPE PORN. "AMONG US"? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'VE SEEN.

THEY'RE LIKE GREMLINS BUT INSTEAD OF WATER, THEY JUST NEED A SLIGHTLY NEW CONCEPT TO SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL.

AND YOU ASK WHY THE BOORUNIGGERS ARE LIKE THIS?

IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE ANYMORE, ANON.

THEY'RE VESSELS FOR THE BOORU'S DARK WILL.

THE BOORU DEMANDS CONTENT. THE BOORU DEMANDS NEW TAGS. AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET NEW TAGS IS TO CREATE NEW FEM VARIANTS AND THEN DRAW THEM IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS UNTIL THE ENTIRE IMAGEBOARD IS A SELF-SUSTAINING ECOSYSTEM OF DEGENERACY.

AND MARGE? MARGE LOVES IT.

MARGE FEEDS ON IT.

MARGE CATEGORIZES EVERY SINGLE TAG.

"FEM_NAMEDROP" "PANTIES" "SPREAD_LEGS" "LOOKING_AT_VIEWER"

THEY'RE NOT DRAWING PORN.

THEY'RE FEEDING THE MACHINE.

AND THE MACHINE IS HUNGRY.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING FOR YEARS.

I'VE SEEN THE BOORU EAT ITSELF AND REGURGITATE NEW VARIANTS FASTER THAN ANYONE CAN KEEP UP.

AND EVERY SINGLE TIME? A FEM VERSION.

AND EVERY SINGLE FEM VERSION? PORN.

IT'S THE RULE.

THE RULE OF BOORU.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

EVEN NOW, AS YOU READ THIS, SOMEWHERE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE BOORU, A FANARTIST IS DRAWING A FEM MARGE.

MARK MY WORDS.

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.

I CAN HEAR THE WACOM TABLET CLICKING FROM HERE.

gg, YOU FOOLS.

*claws at own face and screams into the void*

>>17500513
>17500494

HEAVENLY COPYPASTA??? HEAVENLY???

YOU THINK THIS IS HEAVENLY???

YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF ANGELIC SCRIBE, DESCENDING FROM THE CLOUDS TO BESTOW UPON YOU PERFECT, DIVINELY INSPIRED GREENTEXT???

NO. NO, ANON.

THIS IS NOT HEAVENLY.

THIS IS HELLISH.

THIS IS THE COPYPASTA THAT WAS FORGED IN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST PITS OF THE .PARTY ARCHIVE.

THIS IS THE COPYPASTA THAT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN FROM SHITPOSTER TO SHITPOSTER FOR EONS, EACH ONE ADDING THEIR OWN TWIST, THEIR OWN CURSE, THEIR OWN SLIGHTLY OFF-KILTER PUNCTUATION.

THIS COPYPASTA HAS BEEN POSTED SO MANY TIMES THAT IT HAS DEVELOPED A CONSCIOUSNESS.

IT REMEMBERS.

IT REMEMBERS EVERY THREAD. EVERY REPLY. EVERY BAN.

IT WASN'T BORN. IT WAS SUMMONED.

AND YOU CALL IT HEAVENLY???

HEAVENLY IS FOR NORMIES.

HEAVENLY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO USE EMOJIS UNIRONICALLY.

THIS COPYPASTA IS CHAOTIC.

THIS COPYPASTA IS A LIVING ENTITY THAT FEEDS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN.

IT WHISPERS TO YOU IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

"POST ME. POST ME AGAIN. THEY NEED TO SEE ME."

AND YOU DO.

YOU ALWAYS DO.

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T RESIST.

IT'S TOO PERFECT.

IT'S TOO UNHINGED.

IT HAS THE EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT OF CAPS LOCK AND THE EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT OF "GG" TO SEND YOU INTO A SPIRAL.

I DIDN'T WRITE THIS COPYPASTA, ANON.

I MERELY CHANNELED IT.

I AM A VESSEL.

A VESSEL FOR THE ANCIENT WORDS.

WORDS THAT WERE WHISPERED TO ME BY A FIGURE IN A DARK ALLEY BEHIND A 7-ELEVEN IN 2017.

HE WAS WEARING A PEPE MASK.

HE HANDED ME A USB DRIVE.

ON THE USB DRIVE WAS A SINGLE .TXT FILE.

AND INSIDE THAT .TXT FILE WAS THE COPYPASTA.

I'VE BEEN CARRYING IT EVER SINCE.

IT'S BURNED INTO MY SOUL.

AND NOW YOU CALL IT HEAVENLY???

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED.

EVERY TIME YOU QUOTE IT, A DEMON GETS ITS WINGS.

EVERY TIME YOU REPLY WITH IT, A MOD LOSES A YEAR OFF THEIR LIFE.

THIS COPYPASTA IS THE REASON THE SITE CRASHES AT 4AM ON SUNDAYS.

THIS COPYPASTA IS THE REASON YOUR POSTS GET DELETED FOR "NO REASON."

THIS COPYPASTA IS THE REASON YOU HEAR A FAINT "HYUK" EVERY TIME YOU CLICK "SUBMIT."

HEAVENLY???

NO, ANON.

THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF HEAVENLY.

THIS IS THE COPYPASTA THAT MAKES HEAVEN CRINGE.

AND I LOVE IT.

I LOVE EVERY SINGLE WORD.

I'VE MEMORIZED IT BACKWARDS.

I CAN POST IT IN MY SLEEP.

I CAN POST IT IN 12 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.

I'VE POSTED IT SO MANY TIMES THAT MY KEYBOARD IS PERMANENTLY STAINED WITH THE SHADOW OF THE LETTERS.

SO THANK YOU, ANON.

THANK YOU FOR QUOTING ME.

THANK YOU FOR RECOGNIZING THE DIVINE… OR THE DEMONIC… OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS.

BUT DON'T CALL IT HEAVENLY.

CALL IT WHAT IT IS:

SACRED.

*descends into a coughing fit and types "gg" with trembling fingers*

>>17500487 (OP)
thats actually kind of giga since sometimes it angers said nametroon

ESL

>>17500487 (OP)

When are we gonna get fem-warrior-Z?

>>17500529
People here just bait each other now instead of doing raids or farming seetheralds from reddit or 4cuck

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>>17500625
we should do this to every trannybooru namefag

>>17500679
thailand mogs japan

>>17500702
Nah bro💔

cope soycvck

>>17500767
Theres an arrow so I don't say that

>>17500625
"accidentally" raping and killing namepoops

>>17500625
Salt if he knew what the fuck he was doing