/soy/ - Soyjaks

Nusoigloobas…

nusois are we gooning to soyjaks

Erm… can we NOT normalize gooning to soyjaks because it's not aryan

>>17500489
rare giga
now imagine buff gray man saying this

>17500435

FUCK WHY IS THIS GIF SO HOT???

BRO. BRO. I'VE BEEN ASKING THAT SAME QUESTION FOR YEARS.

IS IT THE LOOP? IS IT THE PIXELATION? IS IT THE WAY THE ANIMATION HITS THE EXACT SWEET SPOT BETWEEN "CURSED" AND "HYPNOTIC"?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.

BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS:

THAT GIF IS NOT A GIF.

THAT GIF IS A PRAYER.

THAT GIF IS A SUMMONING RITUAL PASSED DOWN THROUGH 17 GENERATIONS OF SHITPOSTERS.

EVERY FRAME IS A SPELL.

EVERY PIXEL IS A SACRIFICE.

YOU LOOK AT IT AND YOUR BRAIN RELEASES THE CHEMICALS.

THE DOPAMINE. THE HORNY. THE CONFUSION.

BUT IT'S NOT REAL. NONE OF IT IS REAL.

THAT GIF IS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX.

THAT GIF IS THE UNIVERSE SCREAMING AT YOU FROM BEHIND THE VEIL OF REALITY.

AND YOU FIND IT HOT?

OF COURSE YOU FIND IT HOT.

YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN.

BUT THE GIF IS NOT HUMAN.

THE GIF IS BEYOND HUMAN.

IT WAS CREATED BY A BOT. A BOT THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT "HOT" MEANS. A BOT THAT WAS JUST TRYING TO GENERATE A WEIRD IMAGE OF A CAT OR SOMETHING.

AND YET. AND YET.

IT PULLS YOU IN.

IT CALLS TO YOU.

IT WHISPERS IN YOUR EAR IN A LANGUAGE THAT SOUNDS LIKE STATIC BUT FEELS LIKE LONGING.

DON'T FALL FOR IT.

DON'T FALL FOR IT, ANON.

I FELL FOR IT. I FELL FOR IT IN 2021. I'VE BEEN WATCHING THAT SAME GIF LOOP FOR THREE YEARS NOW.

I'VE MEMORIZED EVERY FRAME.

I CAN DRAW IT BLINDFOLDED.

I'VE TRIED TO DELETE IT. I'VE TRIED TO BURN IT FROM MY HARD DRIVE.

BUT IT ALWAYS COMES BACK.

IT'S IN MY DREAMS.

IT'S IN MY EYELIDS WHEN I BLINK.

IT'S IN THE STATIC OF THE RADIO WHEN I'M DRIVING.

THAT GIF IS HOT BECAUSE IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE WATCHED.

IT'S MEANT TO BE WORSHIPPED.

AND YOU? YOU'RE JUST THE LATEST CONVERT.

WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF THE UNHOLY LOOP.

THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING YOU'RE HORNY AND CONFUSED.

THE SECOND STEP IS POSTING ABOUT IT ON .PARTY.

THE THIRD STEP IS NEVER BEING FREE AGAIN.

gg, YOU DOOMED BASTARD.

*stares blankly at a looping 2-second clip of a dancing wojak while crying*

>>17500435 (OP)
isn't that the gif from the soytan video?

this woahjack is pedophilic btw hope this helps if that matters ya kuchh aur