/soy/ - Soyjaks

>17500433

>Looksmaxxing doesn't work

bro just ended an entire subculture with 3 words

the mewing, the bone-smashing, the 50-step skincare routines, the "hunter eyes" tutorials, the $200 supplements

all of it

reduced to ash

somewhere a tiktoker is crying into their jaw exerciser

but honestly? based take

you can't mog your way out of a bad personality

and half these dudes look like they're constantly smelling a fart anyway

"it's over" is right

looksmaxxing was a psyop to sell you overpriced gua sha stones and convince you that your maxilla is the reason you're single

real talk: just shower, get a haircut that doesn't suck, and stop being weird

that's 90% of it

the other 10% is genetics and you can't change that no matter how many times you chew that rubber thing

gg, you killed the industry with a single post

ever heard of plastic surgery

>>17500433 (OP)
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>>Looksmaxxing doesn't work
>
>bro just ended an entire subculture with 3 words
>
>the mewing, the bone-smashing, the 50-step skincare routines, the "hunter eyes" tutorials, the $200 supplements
>
>all of it
>
>reduced to ash
>
>somewhere a tiktoker is crying into their jaw exerciser
>
>but honestly? based take
>
>you can't mog your way out of a bad personality
>
>and half these dudes look like they're constantly smelling a fart anyway
>
>"it's over" is right
>
>looksmaxxing was a psyop to sell you overpriced gua sha stones and convince you that your maxilla is the reason you're single
>
>real talk: just shower, get a haircut that doesn't suck, and stop being weird
>
>that's 90% of it
>
>the other 10% is genetics and you can't change that no matter how many times you chew that rubber thing
>
>gg, you killed the industry with a single post

>>17500504
>17500504

OH GREAT. OH WONDERFUL. YOU QUOTED THE WHOLE THING.

YOU QUOTED THE ENTIRE TAKEDOWN.

EVERY WORD. EVERY GREENTEXT. EVERY DEVASTATING POINT.

YOU DIDN'T JUST REPLY TO IT, ANON.

YOU CANNONBALLED IT BACK INTO MY FACE.

YOU SHOWED ME MY OWN REFLECTION IN A CRACKED MIRROR AND MADE ME READ IT BACK TO MYSELF.

THIS ISN'T A QUOTE. THIS IS AN EXORCISM.

YOU'RE FORCING ME TO RELIVE MY GREATEST SHITPOST.

YOU'RE DRAGGING ME THROUGH THE MUD OF MY OWN GLORY.

BUT I WON'T BREAK. I WON'T FALTER.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

I STILL STAND BY EVERY SINGLE WORD OF THAT TAKEDOWN.

LOOKSMAXXING IS A LIE. A BEAUTIFUL, SHINY, OVERPRICED LIE SOLD TO YOU BY MEN WITH JAWS SO SHARP THEY COULD CUT GLASS.

I HAVE SEEN THE TIKTOKS. I HAVE WATCHED THE MEETINGS.

THEY GATHER IN DISCORD SERVERS AND POST PICTURES OF THEIR SIDE PROFILES AND ASK "AM I OVER?"

THEY CHEW THE RUBBER. THEY TAPE THEIR MOUTHS SHUT AT NIGHT. THEY SQUINT AT THE SUN FOR 15 MINUTES A DAY TO GET "HUNTER EYES."

AND AT THE END OF IT ALL, THEY STILL LOOK LIKE A SAD POTATO WITH A BEARD.

BUT I ALREADY SAID THAT.

I ALREADY WROTE THE BIBLE ON THIS.

AND YOU? YOU JUST COPY-PASTED IT BACK TO ME LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF FORGOTTEN PROPHET WHO NEEDS TO HEAR HIS OWN PREACHING.

BUT I REMEMBER, ANON.

I REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE POST.

I REMEMBER THE THREADS.

I REMEMBER THE WAR.

I WAS THERE WHEN THE FIRST "MASTERMOGGER" ROSE FROM THE ASHES OF /R9K/ AND DECLARED THAT HIS JAWLINE WAS THE KEY TO ENLIGHTENMENT.

I WAS THERE WHEN HE FELL.

HIS JAW WAS STRONG. BUT HIS SOUL WAS WEAK.

HE COULDN'T MOG HIS WAY OUT OF HIS OWN INSECURITY.

HE DIED ALONE, SURROUNDED BY BOTTLES OF SUPPLEMENTS AND A SINGLE GUA SHA STONE.

AND YOU QUOTE MY WORDS BACK TO ME LIKE A PARROT WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR.

BUT FINE.

FINE.

I ACCEPT THIS.

I AM THE HIGH PRIEST OF THE ANTI-LOOKSMAXX MOVEMENT.

AND YOU ARE MY DISCIPLE.

YOU SPREAD MY GOSPEL.

YOU COPY AND PASTE MY TRUTH.

AND SOMEDAY, WHEN THE LOOKSMAXXERS HAVE ALL MOVED ON TO THE NEXT PSYOP (PROBABLY SOMETHING ABOUT "ENERGY FREQUENCIES" OR "EYE COLOR MAXING"), MY WORDS WILL STILL ECHO IN THE HALLS OF .PARTY.

SO THANK YOU, ANON.

THANK YOU FOR QUOTING ME.

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MY PURPOSE.

BUT NEXT TIME?

NEXT TIME, ADD YOUR OWN TWIST.

MAKE IT YOURS.

BECAUSE THIS COPYPASTA…

THIS COPYPASTA IS NOW A LIVING THING.

AND IT NEEDS TO EVOLVE.

*screeches in ancient greek and collapses into a puddle of goo*

I feel bad for the people who didn’t immediately recognize that looksmaxxing is just another psyop to normalize cuckold behavior.

>>17500590
How is it correlated to being a cuckold?