/soy/ - Soyjaks

>Back when I was just at the tender and wonderful age where I had discovered the joy of pulling the pickle my folks kept the 486 HP computer in their room. So while dialing up to log onto Alamac chat I was browsing a wrestling magazine. Specifically WWF RAW magazine, I believe it was the first issue with some pretty amazing bikini pics of Sunny and Sable. Well, one thing lead to another and dial-up was pretty slow.

My parents door didn't have a lock on it but their bed was in the middle of the room, so on the floor I went, opposite side of the entrance where I would have all the privacy I needed to have a sunny experience.

The door flung opened and I jumped up, tucking in while pulling up. I knew my dad had seen my pants down but thought I was so quick and seamless that I was only caught with my pants down and not with one hand on myself and the other in the hand hold magazine to your face/on chest position.

He asks why my pants are down - not my shorts mind you. Thinking quick I came (well I didn't) up with what I thought was a good answer. Was doing situps waiting for dial-up and strained too hard and was checking to see if I crapped my pants. Waddled to the washroom to "check" and figure that was the end of it. The shock seemed to drain my wood like a frightened retreating turtle for the many of you who asked about my boner btw.

Thought I was pretty clever except the whole yanking in on my parents bedroom floor with no lock on the door in the middle of the day thing. I mean, I was out of breath and sweating and it's not like I was caught in carrot peel position. Plus I was in this teenage phase - in addition to constant jerk off mode phase that is - where I wore baggy boxer shorts with cartoon characters or stupid catch phrases on them (boxer briefs were a few years away).

Thought that was the end of it. Nope, as I was back in my folks room after dinner waiting on dial up again and probably thinking about going back out in the sun I could hear my folks conversation as they put away the dishes….and I was busted.

Dad never mentioned it again of course, he was and is a funny guy. Hell, when I discovered his stash of very bad yet serviceable pornographic videos I really hoped he wouldn't know that I knew lest he get rid of them or lock them up or something. Kept that secret to myself, didn't want to be a jerk….just wanted to jerk.