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 17493316[Quote]

Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.

 17493342[Quote]

>>17493316 (OP)
same

 17493347[Quote]

Funny how almost all of it still applies to the present

 17493349[Quote]

but will you keep hating troons?

 17493354[Quote]

Not reading that shit nigga

 17493384[Quote]

never stop hating niggers and troons

 17493407[Quote]

Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:



1. You VVILL eat the bugs
2. You VVILL own nothing, and you WILL be happy
3. We are Chuds
4. We never take meds
5. ITS OVER ITS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER
6. At times, the 'log can be a giant, smelly, lump of pure coal
Ϫ. Thrembo is a real number
7. /soy/ is still the gemmiest board
8. If you see a gem, bump it
9. Basedjaks must be in every thread
10. Jannies must ban everything I don't like
11. wordswordswords left can't meme
12. Anything you post can and will be turned into a 'jak
13. Ö >Anything you post can and will be turned into a 'jak
14. Always soyquote - it means that you win
15. The harder you seethe the more (You)'s you will get
16. YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED
17. This universe is mine
18. Everyone and everything will be quoted
19. The more you hate it the more it will get spammed
20. We are your personal army
21. You vill support ze #GreatReset
22. There will always be some kind of shitty flamewar
23. The party never raids any sites, all raids are from r/markiplier
24. The FOTM offsite boogeyman I just invented is real and is actively ruining the site as we speak
25. Website admins are always teenagers
26. The 'p spam will subside
27. Always question a person's nationality without any real reason
28. Anyone larping as a faggot/tranny for (You)'s is an actual faggot/tranny
29. Everyone who disagrees with me is a fed and a troon
30. You will never be a woman
31. All screenshots are fake
32. The whole site is fake all posts are made by an AI it's all a psyop
33. ^Hallucinated it again award
34. There is a soyjak edit of it, no exceptions
35. If no soyjak is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be an even more coaly post then what was just posted
37. This site is my personal blog because, uh, BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY?!
38. No limits exist to how schizophrenic a post can be
39. Soyquotes are funnier in all caps
40. Nobody knows who the "soyjak party" is
41. Always fact check posts for potential misinformation
42. Archive your favorite threads
43. The more ugly and IAS a person is - the more satisfying it is to 'jak them
44. All anime is tranime and deserves to be soyquoted
45. When one sees a Cobson, one must say "HWABAG"
46. All porn is brimstone
47. /qa/ lost wojack spamming immigrant *insert le smug anime png* SUDE SUDE SUDE

 17493419[Quote]

i'm in university and I'm still here but ig it's getting brimmier

 17493423[Quote]

>>17493419
as long as you hate troons you're a soyteen

 17493432[Quote]

>>17493423
falsenvke

 17493436[Quote]

>>17493432
no true soyteen is a troonlover

 17493438[Quote]

>>17493432
because troons are a threat to masculinity

 17493444[Quote]

>>17493436
Hating troons isn't the only qualifier to be a user of this website nigger by your definition jk rowling is a soyteen

 17493447[Quote]

>>17493444
I mean spiritually she is

 17493453[Quote]

>>17493423
I'll always do since the only ones I know are the most annoying niggers I've met whining about everything and anything because they'll always be oppressed and I should stop leaking

 17493458[Quote]

>>17493447
wtf is that supposed to mean

 17493462[Quote]

>>17493458
I mean if some 'teen convinces xher she might become a regular poster here

 17493474[Quote]

>>17493462
You forget that she's a libshit outside of the tranny issue and even then she's just against them being in women's bathrooms she isn't calling for ttd or anything

 17493483[Quote]

>>17493474
mb I don't know much about her except that she made harry potter

 17493486[Quote]

>>17493483
It's ok

 17493491[Quote]

>>17493474
Her being a woman is bad enough on its own

 17493499[Quote]

>>17493491
true enough geg

 17493906[Quote]

>>17493316 (OP)
It's not september

 17493925[Quote]

i hecking love pasta



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