/soy/ - Soyjaks

ITT we learn the history of Sweden.
Thousands of years ago, when the world was of cavemen, each country had their own tribal groups that performed different rituals. In Sweden, there was the ritual of 'P. The ritual of 'P involved taking Swedish children, stripping them naked and raping them while the Swedish men gooned, and goring and killing them in extremely bloody matter as the Swedish men all simultaneously ejaculated. Swedes loved this ritual as it embodied Swedish culture. Eventually, traveling Swedes left Sweden and found that other countries did not have 'P. They were disgusted, and tried to rape the children of the other villages, but had to leave as moralGODS from other countries tried to kill them. They found these countries barbaric for not having 'P, and brought the news to Sweden. The Swedes thought that Sweden had won over other countries for being the only one with 'P, so they called this a "Swedish Win". Eventually, in the modern era, Swedes still loved 'P, but it was hard to get enough of it. So, they created a website for documenting 'P and gooning to it so they could get their fix at any time, and they called the website the Swinny. To keep their website pure, they banned all pedophobes from it. This is how the Swinny was created.
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