/soy/ - Soyjaks

SCIENCE: BELIEVED
TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
RENT: PAID
MONEY: DIGITAL
OWN: NOTHING
STATUS: HAPPY
TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
JANNIES: PAID
VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
VACCINES: BOOSTED
VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
ACCOUNT: SYNCED
REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
MUSIC: SPOTIFY
NETFLIX: CHILLED
YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
AMAZON: PRIME
COMPUTER: MAC
CELLULAR: IPHONE
OS: UPDATED DAILY
DATA: STREAMED
STORAGE: CLOUD
COOKIES: ACCEPTED
TV: SMART
GPS LOCATION: ON
ADS: WATCHED
CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
WIFE: BLACKED
CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
REFUGEES: SHELTERED
WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
GAME: PASS
T: LOW
MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
STEAK: BLUE RARE
COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
CHOCOLATE: WHITE
MILK: ALMOND OAT
PROTEIN: BUGS
COOKING OIL: SEED
WATER: FLUORIDATED
FACE: MASKED
MOUTH: AGAPE
FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
EYESIGHT: BAD
CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
INFLATION: GOOD
CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
LGBT: ALLIED
BLACK LIVES: MATTER
ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!