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occasionally fasting for 3 days is good for you
source: my ass but i felt better when i did it
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>>17472728 (OP)Why hasn't anybqldi ordered the 'za?
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send your address
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drink milk its like food but not as much calories i think
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>>17472764>>17472772My der 'cord is jelverV3 add me so I can make sure you aren't trying to 'ox me and make sure you pay
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why havent you eaten
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address now
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>>17473014Theres nothing to eat and I have no money and my parents won't get anything to eat, say say that "we ain't got no money for you" but they have bought themselves taco bell yesterday and the day before that
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>>17473022Ill send it on 'cord. I don't want to get doxxed
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>>17473108you have $0 to your name?
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>>17473108Go to a christpilled food giveaway thingy
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>>17473182if you have a lawnmower or something you can ask a nieghbor to mow their lawn for some quick cash
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>>17473197I don't and my parents are asleep I can't go out anywhere
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>>17473192There are none nearby
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>>17473202you cant steal some food from your parents? or do you genuinely have no food
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Does ANYONE have any money to get a pizza, ill record a video with a timestamp eating it
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you might want to read this guide
https://www.reddit.com/r/DumpsterDiving/comments/1217ewa/my_dumpster_diving_list_i_created_with_6_years_of/they ARE hiding perfectly edible food inside of dumpsters due to arbitrary food safety laws
you WILL find the hidden pizza and donut gemmies
and you WILL like it
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>>17473208The only things in the fridge are multiple gallons of milk, popsicles and expired eggs
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>>17473223could also contain ze bugs!!
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>>17473235just eat that you need something to sustain yourself and also
>>17473223might be helpful aswell
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>>17473223I cant leave the house, my step dad would -ACKKK me if he found out I left the house while they were asleep
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>>17473208There is nothing to eat
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>>17472728 (OP)act like a black homeless woman in the street
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>>17473265do you have any cabinets or checked the basement? there might be canned food somewhere
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>>17473258might as well run away from home at this point
i think rapeson accepts anyone who wants to move in with him
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>>17473296if you ran from home you would be homeless
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>>17473280There is LITERALLY nothing
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>>17473318not if you move in with 'apeson
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>>17473323>>17473323Wait sorry I just woke up I haven't checked 'cord
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>>17473323My 'cord is jelverV3
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>>17473333I dont have 'cord, but I can order a pizza for pickup if possible. You wont 'ox your house just the city you live in
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>>17473258unironically, if your parents are denying you food like that, and also preventing you from getting it anywhere else, then i would make a CPS case and get them arrested
if thats not an option, then your situation is still extremely unsafe! i would steal your parents credit card so you can buy like a tent and survival supplies and just go homeless. try to get a job (yeah impossible in this economy but still). eventually your goal is to get enough money to flee the country to escape the cost of living issue (maybe by moving to rural russia and owning 20 chickens??)
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Didn't someone offer you za last thread? Also, if your family is starving you, you might as well call cps. If you are afraid of your family just walk down to the police station and tell them your situation and contact cps there. If your starving regularly, I doubt a free za is going to fix your situation anyways.
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>>17473354prob a larp thread but do this if its real
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>>17473346I dont have 'cord, just give me the location of a nearby 'za place and I will order a pizza and drink for pickup and you could go get it if possible
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I'm leaving whenever I turn 16 soon. I just need a bit of time.
I just need a pizza because they just paid rent and are hoarding their money again
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>>17473386Nigga is 15
Jan jans spare him
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>>17473386bros getting ‘nished
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Nigga why did you give your age away
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>ruining your only chance of free food by breaking a rule
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>>17473354That doesn't garentee I would be free of them and if it doesn't work it would make the situation even worse
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NO NO NO JANNIES DON'T PERMA ME PLEASE
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Salt don't ban me please
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>>17473386Quick give me the location of a nearby 'za restaurant, I will order online and make the name "Nathaniel H" so you can go there and ask for a pizza for Nathaniel H, they'll give it to you then
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janjans don't ban he
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>>17473386Alright then. What do you plan to do after you hit 16? If your parents have money, why don't they buy food?
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>>17473424do dis before you get 'nished op
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>>17473424Wait send snopes first I need to know if youre not just fucking around
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>op is probably 'nished by now
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>>17473441no rule 1 on ban list yet
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>>17473448Hes probably just trolling then geg
I genuinely would've gotten him a 'za doe
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>>17473459He just wanted some 'za :(
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RIP
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>>17473480
u just doxxed urself
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I'm still here
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JANNIES LET US GIVE HIM 'ZA HE IS FUCKING STARVING
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>>17473480
Ok, I will do it but I need snopes so I know youre not trolling, just send a picture outside with timestamp
If you get 'nished I will make a 'cord account and talk with you there
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Do you all collectively promise to not 'ape me
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>>17473493This
I literally just need snopes, a picture and timestamp is all I ask just so I know hes not lying for the poops and gegs
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>>17473505I promise idk about others doe
Just send snopes so we know its not some nophonos addy
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OP you there?
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>>17473517I promise to send a video of me eating the pizza with a timestamp
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>>17473598Unironically I would never try soylent doe
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Hello?
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>>17473540Are you still here?