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I'm unironically starving because I haven't eaten since breakfast yesterday, I live with poor parents and I have no money And I'm desperate so will one of you send me a 'za and please pay for it. I'm really hungry.

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ITT we start at GoFundMe me for OO

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Go work a job you broke ass nigga

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>>17463860
My parents won't let me get a job

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>>17463836 (OP)
address

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>>17463870
Do you have DoorDash?

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Please don't let this thread die I'm hungry

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>>17463867
Not my problem nigga doe if you send addres I WILL send you something to eat
My shit

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>>17463870
My der 'cord is jelverV3 if you add it ill tell my address on call to make sure you pay for it

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>>17463951
Can we 'ox you saar?

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>begging for food on the bald man with glasses website

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>>17463903
>>17463836 (OP)
FROGSISSIES…

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>>17463983
FROGPOOPAS DON'T EVEN HAVE FOOD TO EAT SO THEY BEG FOR US SOYGODS GEEEEEEEEEG

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>>17463969
I would seriously have consider this if I was out of state staying in a hotel

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>>17463991
I'm sorry guys nvm

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Ill go try to get something else

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Actually never mind there is literally nothing to eat here

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>>17464074
Are you still seeking soydash?

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>'za ing people you hate but won't send pizza to a fellow 'teen who's starving

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>>17464085
Yeah I guess but I'm not a tranny not am I brown so please don't 'ape and 'ox me

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I know it's bad opsec but I'm out of options I don't want to go to sleep hungry again

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>>17464178
Your OPSEC level is literal starvation.

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>>17463969
Thats Aryan btw

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>>17463959
Don't please

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I'm pretty desperate so here's my monero. All the money I earn will be used for pizza.

8C5FHJjFUsJH1DQuVwtA7RbEaVbzWuMx42EdzChSn4C2LP3N1aWvoL3EDf2Ngz4TDdH8DXNjr9eqiAznuPNqgDTTPL2Sge6

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>>17464211
The Cryptocurrency?

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>>17464211
Does DoorDash accept it?

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I don't have money myself but bumping this post so someone could maybe send you paid for 'za

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>>17464229
Yeah, I got it a while back and just remembered I had it
>>17464234
I'll just convert it back into regular money when I get it

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>>17464255
How much do you have??

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>>17464275
I dont have any in there, I used it like once ever back in like 2024 because a friend of mine had "elite opsec" or whatever. I never did anything with it but I have the wallet

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Fuck

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My der 'cord is JelverV3 please add me so I can make sure you pay for it and aren't trying to just 'za me

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I need something to eat

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Idk what to do I hate living here

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There is nothing to fucking eat and I'm so hungry

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Ive gone over 30 hours without eating anything

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that sucks bro

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>>17464428
Do you actually plan on acking?

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>>17464449
I just don't want to live here anymore but I'm too young to get out

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>>17464428
if you can, go to a police station or firestation and ask for food.
really hope OP isnt a minor this fucking sucks to think about

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>>17464463
>too young
OHNONONONONO DID HE JUST ADMIT BEING A CACA?
Or maybe he's just a young adult, 18-19'ish.

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>I'm unironically starving because I haven't eaten since breakfast yesterday, I live with poor parents and I have no money And I'm desperate so will one of you send me a 'za and please pay for it. I'm really hungry.

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>>17464469
My stepdad would -ACKK me if they found out i went to the police

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>>17464477
Please don't get salt to ban me but yes

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>>17464503
Salt make him owner of the site

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>>17464503
Ok just get others to order you a 'za so you can eat.

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It's beside the point though. I cant do anything but ask der shardee 4 food (opsec gQd behavior btw)

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>>17464516
I would unironically be a better owner than him btw. Gore is gross

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>>17464490
just go find refuge at a firestation or police station, realistically if you admit that he will harm you, they'll keep him away

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>>17464354
JelverV3, get him a couple of tasty 'zas.

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>>17464547
Thank you

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Please somephono it would be so gemmy to get me a 'za

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>>17464644
DODIS, because i have no money either to send nophonos 'zas.

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Someone please

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vp

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I only have a few minutes before my WiFi shuts off I need something to eat

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why do we even allow children on this kusosite. this is no place for minors this is how you get EPI'd dogtoes 'aped

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>>17464764
He is literally starving thoughbeit.

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It's so cold I'm light headed when I stand up I need something to eat please someone

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Please someone

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>>17464819
Nigga snopes then
>being so poor you cant buy food but have internet

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OP since youll have to give out your address anyway send pictures of your house with timestamp

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Somephono please

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i'll send you 0.001 USD in monero

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>>17464772
yeah so the 'cord can come in and groom xim for bussy 'pics in exchange for pizza (literally 'p)

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>>17464876
You're the one thinking about that…

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>>17464857
send snopes and ill send you a decent pepperoni pizza im not kidding

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>>17464936
I'll get you 2 large pizzas and soda if you're not lying, just send genuine snopes



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