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ALL TEENS, READ THIS, SERIOUSLY.

https://easypeasymethod.org/index.html

Read this in one sitting, or spread over 2 afternoons if you can. All of you, even if you aren't a gooner read this to familiarise yourself with the way they act. Do not skip through any portions of the text.

YOU VVILL NOT REGRET READING THIS AND IT VVILL IMPROVE YOUR LIFE.
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asdas

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>>17464219
marge did you reppy to the wrong guy

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>>17464212
if you have the desire to do this every time then you're far too gone for this guide to work and you need professional help geg

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>>17464194
Sexual desire to goon is hardwired the same way overeating or doing drugs is but plenty of people quit those things. You won't die from not masturbating

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>>17464231
Yeah my bad I meant to reply to the nigger saying monks break celibacy which is untrue btw

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>>17464245
tsmt. remember that your biology only ever needs you to have sex two or three times in your life for your reproductive system to have fulfilled its purpose, lots of gooners get that much jerking off done in an entire afternoon

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>>17464189
Your penis is not a cigarette or a needle and you won't face actual symptoms from not using it

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>>17464264
Yeah but non-whites don't have impulse control which is why they rape and jerk off

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>>17464267
plus it's not even necessarily about masturbation, jerking off to absolutely nothing is infinitely less harmful than using porn all the time, porn does absolutely nothing for you and only relieves the symptoms that it itself causes

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>>17464239
Literal where

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>>17464284
this is also why niggerhell countries like chad (ironic) or nigeria have an average of like 6 kids per woman btw

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>>17464298
Unfortunately almost everyone has watched porn at this point meaning that when they jerk off they'll be imagining porn so it's still harmful. Also it's good for your body to reabsorb the nutrients in semen

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>YOUR METHOD OF NOT GOONING SUCKS ASS, YOU MUST STOP GOONING UNTIL YOU DIE IN ONE SHOT
Well I am so fucking sorry that my effort on not gooning is worthless and I must do it better or something like that. You know what? Why don't you just stop eating meat forever if you think permanently stopping something in one day is that easy?

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this didn't for me and I proceeded to draw furry porn

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>>17464321
>Why are you telling me to stop jerking my tbp(which has no benefits btw)? How about you stop eating a major food group altogether because those two things are totally related ya kuuch aur

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>>17464321
never eating meat will give you an iron deficiency and will fuck up your muscles because of the lack of protein in your diet, not jerking off will cause no real consequences to you. non porn users don't feel withdrawl because the porn itself causes the withdrawl, the porn itself is what fucks you up

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>>17464284
nigger this is hardwired into everyone or are we forgetting what britons, vikings and germanics which are ethnically aryans loved to rape

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>>17464321
frankly i'm sorry you feel that level of self pity about yourself and i hope reading the book helps you

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Fucking gem of a thread

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>>17464351
Look where that got us: we now have 30 billion half-breed mutts roaming the earth. Thank fuck your barbaric ancestors decided to do some niggering

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>>17464343
I didn't say it retard. I said I'm actually not trying to goon but this fucking book says that's not enough and shitting on me
>>17464347
My point is that stopping something in one moment isn't that easy as you think it is. How about not eating cookies forever instead of meat? Is that comparable enough?
>>17464358
I have read the fucking book. That's why I said it. It says my method is le bad. For like 6 billions times or something

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>>17464387
That's because the book makes a mountain out of a molehill. Look within yourself and figure out how to best quit gooning; for normal people, the solution is to stop. For niggers and retarded shitskins such as yourself, you might need to get a hobby that isn't jerking off to stupid tranny porn or make some real friends that aren't cum rags

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>>17464387
>My point is that stopping something in one moment isn't that easy as you think it is. How about not eating cookies forever instead of meat? Is that comparable enough?
Recently I had to get a tooth pulled after sitting in agony suffering with a cavity that I foolishly neglected for the past few months, since then I have never once touched chocolate or candy in any way shape or form, i gave up buying it, I feel no urge for sugar anymore and the taste of sweet foods honesty disgusts me now, if you truly want something that bad and you've suffered its effects long enough you will truly just stop.

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>>17464444
Obviously he doesn't want to quit and just wants to justify it to himself and everyone around him so he can feel good about jerking off

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>>17464422
Yeah well I'm actually trying my best to stop and the book is still telling saying it's not enough. I'm already putting a lot of effort in not gooning and you still saying I'm a lazy ass nigger because I haven't successed in one try?
>>17464460
Shut up faggot

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>>17464480
Yeah you know I'm right buddy. Maybe look into chastity cages and let me know if you can find one that doesn't instantly fall off your indian twig penis

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>>17464508
Kill yourself

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>>>17464508 (You)
>Kill yourself

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>>17464480
Imagine you wake up, and every morning you walk up to the wall of your room and bash your skull into it as hard as possible. You've done it for months, but now you want to stop. What do you do? Do you bash your skull a little less hard every time, do you try go a day without it even if you really want to do it, or do you stop straight up

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>>17464480
nigga just fucking stop its as simple as that

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I honestly feel that without the internet having been invented, the world would have been a much more pure and kind world. Sure social media has allowed people to become more aware of the Jewish control over the world, but social media has also allowed the jew to mind control the goyim into 'ooning to porn and 'rooning out.

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>>17464539
If I'm too addicted in bashing my skull then it wouldn't be that easy to just "stop straight up", the best method for me is progressively reducing it until I get rid of it

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>>17464580
No that's not how that works by continuing to jerk off you give yourself the idea that it somehow feels good and is worth continuing

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>>17464553
Try telling that to any other addicts and see if they can by just "stopping it"

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>>17464580
You have nothing to gain from it, and nothing to lose by stopping. You will have NO physical consequences or withdrawl effects, anything you feel is in the mind entirely nigga.
Weaning off slowly is what you should do for something like alcohol, because your body has built a physical dependence on it and you will genuinely develop seizures and die if you go cold turkey after too much alcohol abuse. Jerking off to porn is not like alcohol abuse, you wont die if you stop

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>>17464606
Except porn is not a drug though. It's more comparable to fattening food, which many people can quit instantly. Infact quitting fattening food works too well and leads to lack of any food and starvation

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>>17464600
Oh geez, I'm really sorry for not being able to stop forever in one moment. My efforts were all in vain, isn't it?

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>>17464638
Why are you sorry nigga this mindset is what keeps you in the addiction in the first place why the fuck are you talking like that

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>>17464627
I couldn't even stop eating fattening foods forever

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>>17464638
>My efforts were all in vain, isn't it?
Sorry to tell you but it is as simple as quitting

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>>17464659
Work on your impulse control in general

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>>17464659
Professional help and therapy is what you need then nigga, you are sadly weak minded and will fall behind in many other avenues of life unless you seriously get actual help then

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>This thread

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But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.
And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.

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>>17464715
Something something hyperbole

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>>17464667
Can you stop using the Sharty, or even the entire internet forever, just in one try? If so, then I could actually "stop forever" as well

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>>17464715
If your right hand causes you to jerk off and sin then just stop jerking off



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