/soy/ - Soyjaks

look at him. green skin, bulbous eyes, permanent look of mild existential horror. it’s a masterpiece! truly, art imitates life.
you guys worship this little amphibian like he’s some kind of modern deity of your collective misery. you draw him smug, you draw him crying, you draw him wearing a little wizard hat while you sit in your dark bedrooms rotting away behind a keyboard. you think he’s ironic? you think drawing a cartoon frog captures the sheer, unadulterated absurdity of this godforsaken city?
news flash, kids: he’s an amateur.
where’s the punchline? where’s the greasepaint? a green coat of paint is cute, but where is the commitment? you’re laughing at the joke instead of realizing that you’re the punchline. at least when i paint my face, i have the decency to step outside and invite the entire gotham police department to a game of tag with live grenades.
so keep hoarding your little digital jpegs, you sad little internet jesters. cherish your precious rare pepes. because when the punchline finally lands and gotham’s entire financial district turns into a massive confetti cannon, that little green guy isn't going to save you from the big top.
why so serious, anons? put on a smile. even a frog looks better with a red nose.