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I can't believe its wasted away all of my teen years playing Minecraft and Tarkov and gooning instead of trying to make friends. Now not only I'm already retarded and autistic but now im also socially retarded and I'm unable to make friends. I'll probably die a worthless virgin
It has never been so over

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im gonna rape you and strip you of your trucel status, so you die pathetic and raped

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i was kind of like this
i thought it was over then i learned how to make cacaslop and i got the ball rolling
i make stable income from retarded nigger parents who leave their kids on an ipad with youtube shorts
i have never been so back

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>thinking you could change anything even if you tried
ngmi

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The answer is simple: Join the military. Straighten your life up with lessons learned on the field and make new friends who had it the same as you.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/steps

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>>17455798
this but unironically. op is probably a gun loving chud since he plays tarkov and would fit right in.

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Losing your virginity is easy, OP. Just hire your mom for like 20 bucks and you're no longer a worthless virgin. Now you're just worthless

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Friends are useless

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Geg rest in piss bozo

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>>17455798
do dis OP

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>>17455798
Do not join the (((army))), OP. It was cool 50 years ago (hardly) but now you’ll die like a moron fighting for a ZOG

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(Esl)^2

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dont worry 'teen join our snca minecraft servir

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>(Esl)^2

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why did you post this?

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>>17455811
he probably makes roblox games geg

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>wasted away all of my teen years playing Minecraft and Tarkov and gooning instead of trying to make friends.

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>>17455798
Unironically the best option for retards in life.
Inb4 Tradeshill
(Getting into a trade required some level of education)

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>self-inserting as a cuck

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>>17456464
Nophono in the US military gets combat roles after a couple years you'll spend your life in a glorified office job

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>>17456811
>>17456286
>>17455824
>>17455798
we are ALL pretending to be feds to bait the nuswas

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>>>17456811
>>>17456286
>>>17455824
>>>17455798
>we are ALL pretending to be feds to bait the nuswas

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US military has about 3 Million ZOGbots and only about 12 actually kill muzzies

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>>>17456811 (You)
>>>17456286
>>>17455824
>>>17455798
>we are ALL pretending to be feds to bait the nuswas
I'm not ev& fedlarping either

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>I can't believe its wasted away all of my teen years playing Minecraft and Tarkov and gooning instead of trying to make friends. Now not only I'm already retarded and autistic but now im also socially retarded and I'm unable to make friends. I'll probably die a worthless virgin
>It has never been so over

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>>17456838
Thousands of US vets killing themselves cuz PTSD from phone calls and typing numbers on a keyboard.

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Same, but in my case it was because i started highschool during the pandemic right after moving to another city geg



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