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I attacked my family member with a knife, I haven't slept for two days and I have a cut palm and tendons. I will soon be tried for attempted murder. Now, I reckon I will be sentencing with suspended sentence, but I'm getting tried nonetheless. It was a typical drunken family argument. I told the investigator everything I knew. They are already preparing the case
What do I do?

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leave no witnesses by finishing the job and livestreaming it

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>sentencing with sentence
Tried with suspended sentence

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thread theme

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why would you tell the investigator everything you knew, dont you have an attorney?

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Snopes

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cut yourself and manipulate the jury to convince them you're insane

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>>17450853
my pet nigger told me

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>>17450845
No, cheap attorneys are nigh useless in this cuntry, and I don't have the money
>>17450854
>>17450853
>>17450861
Meds

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marge how can you use the sharty are you in custody

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Rape the investigator

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>>17450867
OP is from a third world shithole or something, bribe the investigators and cops nigger

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>>17450942
Xe said xe's broke

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>>17450958

well then OP should just hang himself by his anus till he dies
why bother us about nigger

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rape the family member that you attacked

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>>17450828 (OP)
OP is no less than a nigger for attacking xer family.
KYS OP KYS

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Call me I will fix the case



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