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the easiest method is just buying a rope and hanging yourself with it
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inhaling helium with CPAP, it's painless because your body cant tell the diff between helium and oxygen
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tye rocks to ur feet and jump in a lake
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> I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
> I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
> I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
> It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
> And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
> Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
> If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
>When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out: Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS) Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty. Join today: goarmy.com
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>>17437421 (OP)Joining the army
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Volunteer in Ukrainian army, drag some ziggers to the grave with you
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>>17437635>>17437469im not joing the army and if i did volunteer it wouldnt be for hohols
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>>17437466i guess joining the army of whatever country you live in
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You shouldn't kill yourself OP.
Meet God and change your life for good.
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ack if ur a pedo
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get creative.
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>>17437666Satanic trips, ignore
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>>17437421 (OP)Haha stupid cumskin
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>>17437666God hates me if xhe exists
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make gore of yourself
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>>17437702But that would hurt
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>>17437666>Meet GodIsn't meeting God something you do when you die?
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>>17437724I wouldnt reccomend dying like George Floyd
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Not doing it and finding God
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>>17437779fentanyl and neck crushing is a keyed way to die
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>>17437788Again God has definitely predestined me to Hell so I might as well see what its like now, cant be much worse than my life now
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>>17437814Theres no such thing as God predestining you.
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>>17437823Go back to 'tok subhuman nigger
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>>17437421 (OP)get into the military, whichever way you may die, at least you did it while looking cool
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>>17437651become a fed and shoot yourself