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have (You) ever seen a pooner irl?

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No

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every time i look in the mirror

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The moment I shall see one she will become my wife

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Yes and theyre all ugly af

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one time at a casino restaurant I think, xe kinda looked like hunky and actually "passed" although kind of ugly. I could also tell because of the higher pitched voice

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>>17437009
xe was a waiter and nice

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Kinda. I used to go to a class with a nonbinary foid. I've been to a class with a tranny too.

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Fortunately, no.

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yes

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yes (on a mall once, her bag was filled with enough pride flags to look like a slopjak)

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One goes to my school and I’ve had atleast one class with them every year since seventh grade….

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one of my best friends from childhood pooned out later in life she was "tomboyish" but years later i was nostalgic and decided to find her facebook she looked mad fucked up and had a wife it was so upsetting

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Yeah i raped one yesterday

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one of my classmates is one, can anyone give me gemmy ideas to troll xim

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>>17437703
say you are also a pooner geg

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>>17437751
how would that be trolling that would just humiliate me

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>>17437703
ai gen xer fav comfort character ACKING

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>>17437819
xe doesnt have one xes a normgroid pooner

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>>17437703
Talk about xhem in xheir vicinity and refer to xer as a girl

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>>17437840
just get a bag of poop and put it in her bag but disguise it so when she finds it she will be angry

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should i just print this and put it in xer backpack
>

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>>17437868
then she will be know as the poop lady

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Yes, it was horrifying

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i had one in a woodworking class who acted like a tough construction type. one day xhe got massive period cramps and started crying in the corner kek man up

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yes in 9th grade

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>>17437703
wait a second
>classmate
caca?

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i think my neighbour is one, but i'm not sure

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>>17437967
go back

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>>17437967
stay here

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>>17438008
go back where i've been here for 3 years

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whats a pooner

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>>17437703
say nigger. pooners really love blacks and hate whites despite being white xhemselves.

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>>17438064
ftm tranny

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my xister and xer friends, also used to have one in my english class in high school

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>>17438071
xhey love bbc?

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test ghjkjarty

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>>17438170
*if xe's over 18 of course

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>>17438179
nope, xhe's 16 and legitimatley tried to ACK yesterday

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>>17438209
did you try helping xer snap out of it

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>>17437876
printing is trackable, draw it yourself with normal common art supplies

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yeah in highschool, she didnt put any effort into trying to look like a dude apart from having short hair and she called herself "sprocket"

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>>17437938
university retard

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>>17438231
no, but one of xer pooner friends came to look after xer and get xer to hospital

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>>17438239
i will draw it and write the YWNBAM 'pasta behind it

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>>17438244
>sprocket
you stole this from a sketch comedy. this cannot be real geg

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>>17438244
>sprocket

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>>17438251
why don't you try getting xer to de-transition

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>>17438284
geeeg im not kidding, she went through some other names before and after that thoughy, "august" was probably the main one

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>>17438311
idk, but xhe tried to ack because some boy didn't like xer because he was straight, so de-transitioning seems like the only think that would actually help

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>>17436934 (OP)
That not me
That (them)

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>>17438342
evendoe liking pooners as a boy is straight

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>>17438348
the boy is a libtard

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>>17438312
'sprocket' sounds like some shitty inventor from a cartoon whose inventions are made from scrap and always backfire

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>>17438280
But writing is sorta trackable
DO NOT BUY ANYTHING
THEY CAN SEE WHAT YOU'VE RECENTLY BOUGHT
USE COMMON ART SUPPLIES WHEN DRAWING THE POONJAK. LIKE BIC PENS OR SOMETHING AND WEAR GLOVES TO REDUCE THE CHANCE OF LEAVING FINGERPRINTS ON THE PAPER
USE A COMMON BIC PEN TO WRITE THE 'PASTA PREFERABLY WRITE WITH YOUR NON-DOMINANT HAND
THIS IS HOW YOU WONT GET CAUGHT

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a sprocket is a fucking sproke rocket nigga

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>>17438356
GEEEG, somebaldi make this a 'toss

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>>17438387
that's one of her inventions

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>>17438380
do those magazine letters cut-outs that villains in movies use so xhey don't recognize your handwriting

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>>17436934 (OP)
I've never noticed one. I think passing is pretty easy for pooners because people just assume they're faggy effeminate men
There are no women as masculine as the average troon

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>>17438387
rocket engine fueled by sproke

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>>17438415
I can tell fags and pooners apart

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>>17438415
its actually pretty crazy how masculine pooners can look

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yes though they may have been a dyke

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>>17438408
that's some shit that a nigga with a long door handle mustache who also wears a short black fedora and pets his evil black cat on his lap would do

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>>17438380
print out a paper with the copypasta written on it with a default font.

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>>17438499
PRINTING IS THE MOST TRACKABLE SHIT EVER DO YOU EVEN KNOW?

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>>17438534
printer id

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>>17438534
biggest concern are 'printer dots' which dont mean shit unless someone finds out what printer you own

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>>17438630
idea: print extra printer dots where the dots are printed so you confuse investigators

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>>17438630
>>17438666
retard you don't even know the tools they have to track YOU

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>>17438680
snopes what do they have

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>>17438680
who fucking cares anyways. unless you live in some ultra progressive socialist utopia police state, nobaldi is going to break out the forensic tools to hunt down a shitposter

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yes, and xhe tried to date me btw



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