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ITT we write a story SENTENCE BY SENTENCE

Here's the catch, the last digit after your first post decides who's story you'll write:

0 - Soytan
1 - Nate
2 - Lars (Swinnycuck)
3 - Bernd (Troonjak)
4 - Rapeson
5 - Quote
6 - Hunky
7 - Chudjak
8 - Salt
9 - Quote

Your IDs let you remember what you rolled initially and make it so you can write a more coherent story.
>failed 3 times award

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Once upon a time Hunky went to get a low taper fade

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nigger

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>>17433232
He got the Jartycuck as his barber

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>>17433242
Jartycuck's barbershop only costs a quarter, but that would mean Hunky would have to get the Blue Archive fade.

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Test

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I walked outside, and there was a conveniently placed dimensional gateway next to my house, so I walked in there, I end up in some strange liminal space

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Quote happens to be in that liminal space

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I slowly move through this space and notice all of these random doors and they lead to different threads on this site.

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Hunky increases the length of his foreskin

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There's also this strange parasitic force monitoring the situation, something outside of the dimensions it's like giygas from EarthBound

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>>17433410
And that parasitic force is trying to eat Hunky's foreskin

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roll

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hunky looked at jartycuck and said "ong nga i will eviscerate if you fuck up my shi"

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Jartycuck said "nah bruh I got u" and proceeded to give hunky the blue archive fade

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>>17433408
i have cheese on my dick

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Roll

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Once upon a time there was a man in morocco

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BooruNiggers tongueing my anus till my clitty leaks

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nigga im diseased

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Roll

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hi

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>>17434054
He got raped by rapeson



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