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 17431804[Quote]

As a straight man, here is a power ranking of various holes I've been with:
1. Sissies. GOATs of holes. Daddy loves you so much, princess. Your matching moans when I groan into your ears as I pump you full with my seed is just perfect.
2. Needy twinkhons. I'll always be there for you baby, ok? I love you. I will never leave you.
3. Wannabe-tradwife ogrehons. A kiss on your neck and around your ears while you cook and you're mine.
4. Tall twinkhons. Your adorable autistic speech patterns are just too much. Come sit on my lap, cutie.
5. Bratty trans girls who act like hot shit in public but melt into my arms in private. Don't need to say more.
6. Twinks. You know why.
7. 30+ year old bottoms. They know their best days are behind them so they WILL make this the best nutsack draining experience I'll have for the year.
8. South-East Asian trannies. Manhandling you feels like a conquest.
9. "Lesbian" women "experimenting". You shameless whore, we both know you've wanted to slobber on cock for a decade now.
10. Trans "lesbian". See above, plus no one buys the "HRT made me want to cuddle into your hairy chest I hated men before that I promise!!".
11. Cis women. Babies are cool.
12. Fatties of any kind. Foul. Stop.

 17431811[Quote]

Kill baiters. Behead baiters. Roundhouse kick a baiter into the concrete. Slam dunk a baiter baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy baiters. Defecate in a baiters food. Launch baiters into the sun. Stir fry baiters in a wok. Toss baiters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a baiter's gas tank. Judo throw baiters into a wood chipper. Twist baiters' heads off. Report baiters to the IRS. Karate chop baiters in half. Curb stomp pregnant black baiters. Trap baiters in quicksand. Crush baiters in the trash compactor. Liquefy baiters in a vat of acid. Eat baiters. Dissect baiters. Exterminate baiters in the gas chamber. Stomp baiter skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate baiters in the oven. Lobotomize baiters. Mandatory abortions for baiters. Grind baiter fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown baiters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize baiters with a ray gun. Kick old baiters down the stairs. Feed baiters to alligators. Slice baiters with a katana.

 17431822[Quote]

gemmy 'pasta but bait nonetheless

 17431894[Quote]

OP is going to be patient zero in an AIDS controversy.



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