/soy/ - Soyjaks

You want to talk about a sick joke? Look no further than the absolute state of modern internet degenerates hiding behind cartoon avatars.

I’m a professional agent of chaos. I blow up hospitals, I steal nuclear warheads, I turn city blocks into smoking craters because it’s funny. But even I have standards. Even I look at what gets posted on /a/ and the deepest, darkest trenches of this imageboard and think: Jeez, these people are deeply, pathetically unhinged, and not even in a fun way.

Anime and guro need to be outright banned, driven out, and salted from the earth. And here is why:
Zero Artistic Integrity: You watch 800 episodes of a Japanese cartoon about high schoolers with gravity-defying hair and think you’re cultured. It's not anarchy, it's just flashing lights for adults whose brains stopped developing in 2012. You aren't rebelling against society; you're sitting in a dark room illuminated only by a glowing waifu pillow.
The Guro Depravity Trap: Oh, you like "edgy" shock art? You post mangled, mutilated cartoon bodies because you think it makes you look like a dark, twisted criminal mastermind? Please. It’s just lazy, wet-brained squeamishness wrapped in pixels. It’s not terrifying—it's just sad. It looks like the sketchbook of a kid who got bullied out of art class for eating paste.
The Anti-Comedy Factor: True chaos has punchlines, irony, and theatrical flair. Anime and guro posters have the exact same sense of humor as a wet sponge. You can't execute a grand scheme with guys who are too busy hyperventilating over a fictional drawn character getting hit by a truck or disemboweled by a tentacle.
If we’re going to burn Gotham—or this miserable website—down to the ground, let's do it with some style. Flush the cartoons down the toilet. Delete the grotesque ink splatters. Let's get back to good old-fashioned, high-concept psychological terrorism.

Ban it all. Or don't. Either way, I left a laughing gas canister in your ventilation shafts. Have a nice afternoon!