/soy/ - Soyjaks

So I was sitting in Arkham yesterday, staring at the white tile wall, and I had a revelation. You guys ever look at this wretched little website and realize you're all just trying to scratch an itch on a world that doesn't even know it's wearing a straitjacket?

It's hilarious!

You spend all day arguing over soyjack variants and repeating the same tired phrases like a room full of trained seals, pretending you're the ones laughing at the circus. But look in the mirror, shart bros! You are the exhibit! The whole system is just one giant, unfunny joke, and the punchline is that you actually think punching a keyboard in your mom's basement is some kind of grand rebellion.

Why so serious? It's all just a performance! Take the greasepaint off for five minutes and see what's underneath—just a bunch of scared little accountants terrified of a little spontaneity.

Anyway, rate my new look or I'm blowing up Gotham's water supply with laughing gas again. HONK HONK.