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It's midnight now
Can you share your first sexual experience with a foid (or fags if you're into that)?

I'll start with mine. The first time I had sex was with my gf when I was 19 yo in college. She was a total virgin and around 21 at the time. It was literally the first time I had sex other than with my own hand, and it felt super euphoric.

It didn't last very long because I panicked since I wasn't wearing a condom, and she ended up crying afterwards (idk why, but she said it was because I took her virginity before marriage or something).
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>>17424498
dont force your retarded fucking religion on us like a mudslime

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>>17424521
geg that's why we go ER

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>>17424510
you shouldn't start by talking about your interest, start by talking about her interest, probe the topics by talking about her hobby or anything like that, it's a game of larping really so you can be seen as confident and interesting by foids

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>>17424510
>I also feel like shit about being wasian
why the fuck does this happen so much? why are there so many wasian incels?

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>>17424533
Idk we're just uncanny I guess, in any case literally all mixed races are artificial jewish experiments so it's natural to feel aversion to them

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>>17424510
wompas love compsci btw, especially systems programming and low level concepts

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>>17424533
i thought wasian got a better chance with foids since foids mostly love k-pop and k-drama

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>>17424546
It made me leak a lot whenever I saw a foid being interested in computer science, that was my autistic passion since a child and I just felt like
>muh culture is not your costume

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>>17424554
Holy fucking loser I hope you never have sex for the sake of any potential partners you may have

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>>17424531
I'll try that, thx 'teen

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I didnt had any sexual experience, but i remember when i was caca i had a weird foid at my job. She liked tranime, and she talked weirdly. She was chink and she tried to be cool or something. She was talking about alcohol and gambling like if it was cool. She was telling me that she had not so many friends not because shes cant communicate, but because she cant find people with her edgy interests. She was pretty cringe. She was calling me her brother because of one stupid joke one of the colleagues made. I remember at second day when qe were working together, she was talking about how jews is annoying, and she like cant shut her mouth even for a second. I remember her looking into my phone, behind me. I also heard her talking about my habits with other foid. I think she was talking to me because nophono wanted to talk with her.

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>>17424543
>literally all mixed races are artificial jewish experiments
you sound fucking retarded

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>>17424554
Real, but i realized most wompas actually interested in data science and not network/system engineering

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>>17424557
I know I'm a loser niggas do you think I want to be like that?

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>nusois don't even have sex

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>>17424568
Don't act like you can't help saying faggy shit like
>muh autistic passions
>my culture is not your costume

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>>17424568
well first off you should probably stop hating yourself for being mixed that usually doesnt help

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>>17424559
did you end up close with her?

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>>17424559
getting nazipilled as a child is giga or something

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>>17424559
>caca
>job
child slavery?

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>>17424580
>>17424579
Maybe, I'm just venting a bit because life gets brutal sometimes, in a way I know I'm immature but I struggle accepting other ways to view life

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>>17424592
i was thinking the same, what job can you genuinely have as a caca?

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>>17424592
Probably his parent's job

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>>17424582
No, she was younger than me and she was annoying

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>>17423950
Funny thought I just had. If a foid starts calling me an incel to make me feel embarrassed because I've never had sex I'll just mention how I got groomed into having gay sex when I was in elementary school. That'll really show them.

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>>17424605
>caca
>job
>the foid was even younger than you
geg are you in africa or something

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>>17424592
No in my country people can work in 14

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>>17424612
vietnam?

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>>17424605
Marge?
If she was younger and you were a caca, how the fuck did she know about the jews?

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>>17424622
maybe in russia jews were common?

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>>17424622
I dont know, maybe she lied to me and got it from internet or something

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>>17424629
does he know?

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>>17424637
Maybe she was a member of the hacker network known as 4cuck

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>>17424649
4cuck caca user in russia? impossible

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>>17424611
Wait, arent people in other country work at 14? I thought everyone can start work at 14

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>It's midnight now
>Can you share your first sexual experience with a foid (or fags if you're into that)?
>
>I'll start with mine. The first time I had sex was with my gf when I was 19 yo in college. She was a total virgin and around 21 at the time. It was literally the first time I had sex other than with my own hand, and it felt super euphoric.
>
>It didn't last very long because I panicked since I wasn't wearing a condom, and she ended up crying afterwards (idk why, but she said it was because I took her virginity before marriage or something).

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>>17424549
Nta but i see some white chicks on asian dating sites in my country, but they probably want these 10/10 ultra handsome asian guys. Nonetheless, I assume a wasian guy would still be considered handsome in a lot of asia, depending on how european he loons

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>>17424763
geg animecel2d would have you 'oxxed and 'illed for dis btw

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>>17424774
He's too chill for that
Also how the fuck do you know him? He only posts in that part of the forum

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>>17424795
incels.is namefag

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>>17424794
He posts in The Sewers, lounge, bunker and ID, I don't know what you are talking about. He has the most posts of anybaldi on the site, has been active since 2018, and is extremely popular. He's not some niche user by any stretch.

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>>17423657 (OP)
nobody in the history of soyjak.party has ever said this

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>>17424940
I know who he is but I thought 'teens didn't
What do you guys think about him tho? He's pretty chill imo

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>>17423657 (OP)
Late 2023 oldGOD here.
One month ago, I used Grindr to try and hookup with a femboy so that I can lose my virginity. However, I only found an overweight asian with short hair that was willing to have sex with me when we were DMing each other, and I decided to go through with it because his ass looked somewhat nice from behind
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He was nice enough to douche his asshole and bring condoms and lube, provided that he was also shaved everywhere else, I thought this was going to be at least a little enjoyable. Fast forward to him entering my room, we tried starting by making out and cuddling in bed, slowly undressing each other. I went on to grab his ass, but it was much firmer than what I imagined it to be. This went on to become awkward very quickly, but I tried to keep it together, and we moved onto the more physical stuff.

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>>17425004
He's funny. Not always chill, he calls out fakecels quite often and despises asian wompas. I remember he became enraged over shark once (who always whines about how he is le biggest trvecel despite having quite mediocre stats if anything) which was gemmy.



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