/soy/ - Soyjaks

your mom

Someone left their roblox account on the school computer and i stole 800 robux from it

use this site

>>17422840
mods ban him my mom is 4 years old

chris hansen caught me gooning to BBC videos

Not finding you sooner, OP, There is something really nice about you.

Yes, I tasted my own cum it was awful

i shot a man in reno just to watch him die

>>17422852
im blushing

>>17422848
Context?

Being born

>>17422871
Just ACK!

>>17422853
ive tasted my own piss and it was awful too but i like it that way

I somehow groomed myself into having a weird fetish

>>17422874
I'm going to

>>17422903
how?

>>17422860
I'm so glad the feelings are mutual… ;)

kind of but ive mostly moved on

>>17422962
*neuter you* faggot i will non consensually sodomise you and make you realise your wrongsw

you really want to know, nusoi? i guess i can tell you since nobody will ever tie it back to me anyway.
well back in early 2021 i had an idea where i's pretend to be a girl (not a tranny since they weren't as relevant back then) and manipulate people to do dumb shit for my own entertainment. i was 15 at the time and in some edgy nigger phase if you're wondering why i thought that was a good idea.
i got some 'friends' and by the time 2022 passed i had a whole friend group and a small 'cord server i owned. around march of that same year, i met a 13 year old face on a 'blox game and i befriended him where i eventually pulled them into my friend group server. some members started taking interest in him and unbeknownst to me, he was being groomed by some tranny in my circle and i slowly watched him get EPId, sexualized, and used as a pedophile's playtoy. it's june now, and that tranny got more of my friends involved and i was still unaware and they basically kept it a secret from me. they started going as far as having him strip on camera and the only reason why i knew this was because one of them confessed to me. when i tried calling them out, more trannies defended them saying that he was some "egg" or some shit and by then i was so utterly disgusted that i faked suicide and left the accounts to rot. that left such a bad taste in my mouth that i began to utterly despise trannies for everything.
in 2024 i went and rechecked in out of curiosity. most of the trannied had their account 'nished, likely for child endangerment, two still had theirs up and one was posing as a minor. the groomed 13 year old's account was also up. all that was left was some pastebin on their bio which was unironically a suicide note.
i think i genuinely caused a teenager to get groomed and suicided just because i wanted to larp as a foid online for gegs and i still show extreme guilt to this day.

>>17422843
Ive seen this one

>>17422875
I did that too but i was caca at that moment. It was salty

>>17422848
noarrwo kill yourselv

>>17423048
>it was salty
salt what did you mean be this?

no arrow kkilkle yoursel

i got groomed by a girl like vivian when i was 16 and it made me develop a femdom/mommy fetish

>>17423017
good fucking lord

my biggest regret is not jumping off that balcony that day. if my life was a story it would be a tragedy i always failed in everything

>>17423107
>i always failed in everything
thats not good

>>17423017
this has to be one of the worst things i've ever read in a confession thread

When I was caca I was a liberal and I was basically a lazy, shy SLF because I thought it was normal. Since childhood, I was not sociable and strange, because of this I was bullied in the 8th grade. But I went in other school and began to get interested in the history of the 20th century and went to work. Then i found the sharty. Now I'm more socialized, I can't believe I was so blind almost my ENTIRE life.

>>17423017
Hope you posted this on a vpn because janjan will remember this

>>17423172
why would xe get banned xe didnt do anything on pupose?

>>17423137
its whatever. some people were just meant to be perma losers, i mean not everyone can be a winner in this story. ive just accepted my fate

I licked my own shit off my finger

>>17422833 (OP)
I had sex with a tranny once and it was the best sex I ever had.

this is a wonderful thread

'oxes

>>17423184
no but the jannies will remember he said this shit, they take notes of everything you do and half the time I think of them before posting

>>17423201
why would you regret that?

>>17423217
thats why you have to say outlandish shit so that it poisons your notes and then you can mix in the truths in there too and no one will know

>>17423217
being scared big brother is watching you all the time sounds like a terrible way to use an anonymous image board

>>17423217
>>17423172
i've gotten integrity bans before under quote
i can switch integrities whenever i want
also yes i'm on a vpn
i'll be fine

>>17423017
what

>>17423232
idk, they were trannies and furfags

One time as a caca i was on the beach and i had a bag of chips that i forgot to throw away and it rolled off until some foid threw it away it haunts me to this day

>>17423165
we saved you nusoi

>>17423244
incorrect nigger I intentionally post weird shit so the jannies notice me

A girl in high school invited me to her house and I declined. A pharmacy cashier kept calling me beautiful and said I looked like her ex, and I didn't make a move. I don't have any regrets but if I did those two would be it.

>>17422847
>my mom is 4 years old

>>17422833 (OP)
the majority of days of high school