So uh whatever happened to A Soyjak Movie

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Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:41:54 №17421344 [Quote]

So uh whatever happened to A Soyjak Movie

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:42:40 №17421359 [Quote]

Got 'nished after /del/ was 'nished, it was attempted again on /r/ but it became a dnb

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:42:41 №17421360 [Quote]

the director was a jartycuck and put 'p everywhere and then 41%ed because xhe is trans so it never released and it is full of nigger brimstone

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:42:48 №17421361 [Quote]

>>17421359
*/dem/

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:43:33 №17421377 [Quote]

I look almost exactly like nate here, is that good or bad

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:43:39 №17421379 [Quote]

>>17421359
furthermore the /r/ revival fell through due to competing visions
the old director wanted it to be a fantasy movie but the new writer wanted it to be a sci fi movie

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:44:24 №17421400 [Quote]

>>17421377
thats good

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:44:25 №17421402 [Quote]

>>17421344 (OP)
costs too much so they probably gave up

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:44:40 №17421408 [Quote]

>>17421379
The trailer looks more sci fi to me

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:45:21 №17421423 [Quote]

>>17421408
the trailer was made way before the actual movie
it doesnt represent the actual story too well

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:46:03 №17421436 [Quote]

>>17421379
A soyjak fantasy film would be so good for a first film. A sci fi movie would be fine down the road

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:47:36 №17421471 [Quote]

>>17421344 (OP)
The swinny are making a movie as well its being directed by Peter Scully.

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:47:52 №17421478 [Quote]

>>17421471
Ah heck nah

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:48:37 №17421497 [Quote]

>>17421436
Cyberpunk would be gemmy doe. It kind of fits with the soyjak theme. Could have klaus as the main villain.

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:49:50 №17421522 [Quote]

movies are goyslop

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:50:30 №17421532 [Quote]

Why is chud a chink

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:51:19 №17421547 [Quote]

>>17421532
He’s a hapa in the adaptation

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:51:51 №17421556 [Quote]

>>17421497
Klaus as the big bad for the cinematic universe

Chud 08/26/26 (Wed) 03:54:24 №17421610 [Quote]

File: Soyjak Movie Beat Sheet.pdf 📥︎ (101.46 KB)

File: Soyjak Movie Bible 11-7-25.pdf 📥︎ (129.14 KB)

>>17421379
The "new writer" here. Just dropping these here in case anyone wants to see what it was going to be about. I'm open to continuing it, btw.