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This slutty girl I'm close friends with who tried to fuck me in the past was telling me today that over the summer she started fucking this guy, but then behind his back hooked up with some random guy and got chlamydia and passed it to the other guy. He got mad and kind of stopped talking to her. She apparently got it treated and got rid of it doe.

Then almost immediately after telling me this she starts talking about how she's lonely and really wishes she had a bf. Then she's like "what do you think of that?" and I'm like "what do you mean?" and she sort of asks "well do you have a girlfriend or anything" and I'm like nah. She's like "do you ever think about being in a relationship or anything, or ever want to go meet people or anything?" and I'm like eh. Basically she seemed to almost be trying to get me to ask her out after telling me about her slutty adventures kek.

Volcel gigachad fakcels stay winning.

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dodged a bullet

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>>17420398
She's been wanting me for years now and I sort of keep her as my beta orbiter despite me being a virgin

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das aryan shemmyslutta

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OP is probably the least degenerate neutralplier poster of all time

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abstinence is giga

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she will probably have a black kid in the future if she's like this

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>>17420444
We soiGODS have female beta orbiters

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>>17420511
I'm literally the one who posted >>17417632 (OP)
I'm also not kidding I've been posting degenerate 'plier threads here for years and actually am the reason 'plier threads have a stereotype of being degenerate. I'm just good at blending in with normalfags irl. I've had a girl call me cute and stuff like that.

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>>17420560
>the face behind ever plierposter

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>>17420629
Not every one obviously, but I honestly think I've posted more 'plier threads than literally anyone else

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>>17420703
no you have not i have easily posted like 100+

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>>17420723
You have no idea bro I've been wasting all my time on this site since 2022 and started 'plier posting in 2023

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is it possible to be a trucel and a volcel at the same time or are they mutually exclusive

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>>17420763
you're not the only one who's been on this site for that long

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>>17420796
I have posted more 'pliers than you. I'm often on this website 10+ hours a day, primarily just neutralposting.

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>>17420703
geg were you behind the really brimmy ones

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>>17420884
I'm behind a lot of the fetish or sexual ones

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I try so hard to be a normalfag but I fail every time. I haven't had interests or hobbies that normalfags would care about in years and I have no interest to because they're all gay and I don't feel like it. I did fuck all in college other than go on the Sharty and talk to people I knew online. I struggle to make small talk with anyone and this hapa bitch from California once mentioned that I seemed "unhinged" and if she's saying that then I don't know what the other people I'm around are saying. I used to be part of a larger friend group but that group kind of broke apart and now I'm more or less on my own again.

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>>17420946
life like that isn't so bad if you have the right perspective

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>>17420768
It is possible to be both at the same time. You can be a truecel in the sense that you couldn't get sex even if you tried whilst at the same legitimately avoiding/not desiring sex at all, making your celibacy voluntary.

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>>17420946
>IF YOURE HAPA AND YOU KNOW IT
>AND YOU REALLY WANNA SHOW IT

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>>17420957
wdym, you mean just like focusing on yourself or something

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>>17420560
reported

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>>17421026
not really, moreso that viewing that way of life as negative isn't really doing yourself any favours. if you choose to view it in a neutral way and look at the positives of such a lifestyle you might find yourself more hopeful

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bvmp

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>>17420384 (OP)
OP cut off that whore

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Die

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'gated

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it didn't work



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