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 17418937[Quote]

>be me

 17418946[Quote]

>>be me
>giga-raped

 17418962[Quote]

>>>be me
>>giga-raped
>has no noney and is broke nigga

 17419007[Quote]

>>>>be me
>>>giga-raped
>>has no noney and is broke nigga
>BUUUT wait. It gets worse

 17419018[Quote]

>>>>>be me
>>>>giga-raped
>>>has no noney and is broke nigga
>>BUUUT wait. It gets worse
>i use the jarty and have schizophrenia and i love black women and i see people in the walls and my computer glows

 17419030[Quote]

>>>>>>be me
>>>>>giga-raped
>>>>has no noney and is broke nigga
>>>BUUUT wait. It gets worse
>>i use the jarty and have schizophrenia and i love black women and i see people in the walls and my computer glows
>but then I am saved by salt and then…

 17419042[Quote]

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>be me
>baharat indoaryan chad
>steal cumskin jobs

 17419058[Quote]

>be me
>baharat indoaryan chad
>steal cumskin jobs
>see my natural predator in the wild

 17419060[Quote]

>>>>>>>be me
>>>>>>giga-raped
>>>>>has no noney and is broke nigga
>>>>BUUUT wait. It gets worse
>>>i use the jarty and have schizophrenia and i love black women and i see people in the walls and my computer glows
>>but then I am saved by salt and then…
>i goon to femsalt and my schizo gooner disorder or something take abilify and never goon

 17419155[Quote]

>>be me
>>baharat indoaryan chad
>>steal cumskin jobs
>>see my natural predator in the wild
>run

 17419173[Quote]

>>>>>>>>be me
>>>>>>>giga-raped
>>>>>>has no noney and is broke nigga
>>>>>BUUUT wait. It gets worse
>>>>i use the jarty and have schizophrenia and i love black women and i see people in the walls and my computer glows
>>>but then I am saved by salt and then…
>>i goon to femsalt and my schizo gooner disorder or something take abilify and never goon
>I goon to furry and im not ashamed of it

 17419185[Quote]

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Be me
>sit inside all day
>use computer for 10-16 hours
>post on /r9k/ and /qa/ for most of it
>watch hentai and rule 34 for most of the other hours
>never go outside
>do based pheramone maxxing
>hate your parents for interrupting your computer session and become violent whenever they try to do anything
>piss and crap in buckets so i dont have to get up and go to the bathroom
>cut myself for attention only
>cope that im aryan
>eat nothing but chips and pizza that i force my parents to get while watching anime and drink only soda
>never clean myself
>something sparked inside me
>i decided to go outside for the first time in 11 years
>it hurts to get up from my chair
>i could barely take 3 steps until falling over
>force myself to drag myself to the front door
>i open it
>the sunlight and fresh air absolutely stings and is the worst pain ive ever felt
>see greenery for the first time that isnt in an anime
>"wait a minute, this isnt the qa"
>use all my energy to run back inside my room and nearly pass put from exhaustion
>start cutting myself and venting to my sisters on /r9k/ and discord
>start masturebating to 'orn to clear my mind
>never go outside ever again
This happened to me 4 years ago and i am still traumatized and have immense PTSD and anxiety from that experience.

 17419194[Quote]

>>>>>>>>>be me
>>>>>>>>giga-raped
>>>>>>>has no noney and is broke nigga
>>>>>>BUUUT wait. It gets worse
>>>>>i use the jarty and have schizophrenia and i love black women and i see people in the walls and my computer glows
>>>>but then I am saved by salt and then…
>>>i goon to femsalt and my schizo gooner disorder or something take abilify and never goon
>>I goon to furry and im not ashamed of it
>i live in california and i love bibisi

 17419203[Quote]

>>17419185
Attention whore making shit up before he post at the sharty

 17419207[Quote]

>>17419185
bait what med are you on bud

 17419214[Quote]

>>>>>>>>>>be me
>>>>>>>>>giga-raped
>>>>>>>>has no noney and is broke nigga
>>>>>>>BUUUT wait. It gets worse
>>>>>>i use the jarty and have schizophrenia and i love black women and i see people in the walls and my computer glows
>>>>>but then I am saved by salt and then…
>>>>i goon to femsalt and my schizo gooner disorder or something take abilify and never goon
>>>I goon to furry and im not ashamed of it
>>i live in california and i love bibisi
>Its based and shartypilled

 17419224[Quote]

>>>>>>>>>>>be me
>>>>>>>>>>giga-raped
>>>>>>>>>has no noney and is broke nigga
>>>>>>>>BUUUT wait. It gets worse
>>>>>>>i use the jarty and have schizophrenia and i love black women and i see people in the walls and my computer glows
>>>>>>but then I am saved by salt and then…
>>>>>i goon to femsalt and my schizo gooner disorder or something take abilify and never goon
>>>>I goon to furry and im not ashamed of it
>>>i live in california and i love bibisi
>>Its based and shartypilled
>TVTHNVUKE

 17419246[Quote]

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>be me
>be b
>be a bbc

 17419264[Quote]

>>>>>>>>>>>>be me
>>>>>>>>>>>giga-raped
>>>>>>>>>>has no noney and is broke nigga
>>>>>>>>>BUUUT wait. It gets worse
>>>>>>>>i use the jarty and have schizophrenia and i love black women and i see people in the walls and my computer glows
>>>>>>>but then I am saved by salt and then…
>>>>>>i goon to femsalt and my schizo gooner disorder or something take abilify and never goon
>>>>>I goon to furry and im not ashamed of it
>>>>i live in california and i love bibisi
>>>Its based and shartypilled
>>TVTHNVUKE
>i have ptsd and i use /qa/ and I attention-bait and my number is 17419185 and i love to derail and goon to anxiety medications and i take my benzos rectally (up the ass)

 17419293[Quote]

>>>be me
>>>baharat indoaryan chad
>>>steal cumskin jobs
>>>see my natural predator in the wild
>>run
>get run over by the oncoming train anyway

 17419307[Quote]

>>>>be me
>>>>baharat indoaryan chad
>>>>steal cumskin jobs
>>>>see my natural predator in the wild
>>>run
>>get run over by the oncoming train anyway
>get potsed all /soy/ and reels in poorly edited videos n sheitttt

 17419433[Quote]

>>>>>be me
>>>>>baharat indoaryan chad
>>>>>steal cumskin jobs
>>>>>see my natural predator in the wild
>>>>run
>>>get run over by the oncoming train anyway
>>get potsed all /soy/ and reels in poorly edited videos n sheitttt
>That's aryan, shartycuck

 17419586[Quote]

>>>>>>be me
>>>>>>baharat indoaryan chad
>>>>>>steal cumskin jobs
>>>>>>see my natural predator in the wild
>>>>>run
>>>>get run over by the oncoming train anyway
>>>get potsed all /soy/ and reels in poorly edited videos n sheitttt
>>That's aryan, shartycuck
>have soyjaks put on your grave from soyteens



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