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You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push… or a few thousand dollars to buy an imageboard full of digital bald men!
Hahaha! Look at you all, sitting in your little threads, typing away, crying about the jannies, crying about the bans, crying because the database forgot how to breathe for two days! You think Froot was just a bad admin? You think xir reign was just a chaotic joke played on the soysphere?
No, no, no. You don't get it. Froot was a masterpiece.
Let me tell you why the Italian was the absolute best admin this wretched little rock of a sharty ever had:
The Theater of Cruelty: While other admins tried to pretend they cared about your silly little rules, Froot understood the punchline. The 50 Board Plan? Pure, unadulterated comedy! Making thirty boards just to watch you people squirm and scream about discord bullshit—that’s not incompetence, that’s art.
The Chaos Economy: You want a sensible site manager who pays bills on time like a boring little accountant? Where’s the fun in that? Froot typos the credit card numbers, the whole domain goes dark, and suddenly thousands of digital hermits are staring at blank walls screaming into the void. Total system collapse! It's beautiful!
Embracing the Absurd: Handing down decrees, fighting with the wiki gnomes, staging elaborate psyops, and then vanishing into the ether with a final, majestic declaration about getting pregnant with Tyrone's child named Cobson. Can you top that? Could Soot or Kuz ever dream of a theatrical exit that grand? I think not!
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You see, the sharty doesn't want a savior. It wants a ringmaster. And Froot wore that orange skin and green stem like a crown of thorns, laughing all the way to the asylum.
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Why so serious, soyteens? Admit it… it was the most gemmy era of your lives.
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>majestic declaration about getting pregnant with Tyrone's child named Cobson. Can you top that? Could Soot or Kuz ever dream of a theatrical exit that grand? I think not!