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I apparently punched my kindergarten teacher in the nose as a little caca and she got hurt
I also told her to drink bleach
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>>17414386I did something similar, but it was 5th grade and it was in the stomach.
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i smeared poop on the toilet walls when i was 4
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One of my friend watched hentai in class
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One time during the winter the pipes froze over so someone pulled the alarm and filled a bucket with sprinkler water
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I stapled my finger once
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some overweight guy sat on a toilet lid and got a shard stuck up their rectum
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i created a fermented piss bomb using yeast and piss (duh, nigga), let it ferment in a warm, dark place for a few months, and then i threw it at my friends, it exploded, got on their legs, and it stunk up half the school. So bad to the point where they had to close an entire stairwell and its surrounding corridors due to people not being able to handle the stench. I never got caught.
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>>17414969also did the same thing using fermented manure (horse shit), which i collected from a field. gave it to some nophono and he was retarded enough to open it, spraying it absolutely everywhere. Stunk out a huge radius around it outside
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i drank hand sanitizer
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>>17415014even doe nobaldi has done this before
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>>17415021why, are you retarded?
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>>17414493why does every school have a phantom shit smearer i dont get it
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>>17415066because smearing shit everywhere is funny and giga
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>>17415066i never flushed my shit in school, flushing your shit is for pussies
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i told someone that i thought their dad was a pyscopath for beating them with a wooden paddle or was it a spoon? they than startrd crying
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>>17415081having the balls to take a shit in school is already impressive
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Some kid jerked off in the cafeteria and ate his pubes, someone recorded him doing it and he somehow didn't notice and the video circulated around the school
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Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Me
1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
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By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck
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Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
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Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
-END OF LICENSE-
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>>17415066I think there was actual cum once on the door where the toilet was. I am not sure doe
>>17414969giga
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>>17415099why would you be scared? if someone hassles you for it, just fish it out the toilet and throw it at them.
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>>17415125cause school bathrooms are disgusting
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>>17415151put tissues around the seat
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>>17415114theres no soyquote so this contract doesnt apply meaning i can gigaquote this
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>>17415151also people are just fucking weird perverted faggots who bring in crowbars to pry open stall doors and film you. went 5 years without spending more than 2 minutes in the toilet and i don't regret it one bit, even if class a drugs were involved
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>>17414373isnt this child gore
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>>17415192>also people are just fucking weird perverted faggots who bring in crowbars to pry open stall doors and film youdid you go to the jarty school wtf?
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>>17415219looks more like a woman
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>>17415189did you just gigaquote
>- A certified 'p gooner>- A colossal pedophile>- A retarded nigger>- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p" №17415307[Quote]
>>17415251ev&oe i say the clause
i'd also have to gigaquote the action not just words so
>being a certified 'p gooner №17415317[Quote]
>>17415230>>>17415192 (You)>>also people are just fucking weird perverted faggots who bring in crowbars to pry open stall doors and film you>did you go to the jarty school wtf?i went to school in a really shitty working class town so yeah pretty similar to lesothan standards
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>>17415317geg ive never had anyone bring a crowbar to open stall doors but in high school i had kids throw trash cans over the stall door and try to kick the door down. not to mention filming over the wall
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>>17415192>>17415192im not an amerimutt, so the cubicles were fully sealed, you couldnt slide your phone under them, in spite of this, people still shattered the very bottom of the cubicle doors/walls (which were made out of wood, unlike the rest which was hard plastic). They would then try ambush you to get a sneaky dick pick whilst you were pissing.
Pissing when people were around became a dangerous game, as they were also able to unlock the doors using a method in which you use a thin sheet of metal to open the doors. I used to do it to my friends, but some people would just do it to complete strangers
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>>17415332why do so many people film people in bathrooms wtf. are there that many people into gay scat???
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>>17415360the goal is to get a soft dick pic of you, they will then spread this like wildfire, in an attempt to make you kill yourself. Everyone had to be alert.
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There was this kid I met at the bathroom who kept peeing on the floor and farting at me while doing the middle finger while screaming "POOP POOP POOP"!
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>>17415360most of the time it was my friends fucking with me but the other times it was random niggas also fucking with me. i dont think any of them did it out of genuine perversion
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>>17415380sounds like weird gay sadism to me
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>>17415332to be fair, some kids were children of career criminals so it wasn't that shocking
>>17415359stalls here are pretty private - you'd have to actually put your face on the door only to see maybe the toilet paper if you're lucky. I remember people would wedge their phone between the boiler pipes above the stall to get a stable, focused recording of their victim
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not me but apparently my little brothers school had a "backshotting" problem
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>>17415426yeah my school had some addicts but it was overwhelmingly White and most kids came from a middle-class background. though the bathrooms were still frequented by the school drug addicts that would kick/tear down doors and sinks with no care
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>>17415415every school had that one weird perverted 'jeet
my school had an indian who admitted to collecting voice clips of girls that he would use as jerk-off material. He would also routinely make advances on girls way out of his league.
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>>17415472there was also an autistic kid who was into feet, he would send girls videos of himself sucking his own toes and nipples
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>>17415504My dad is a high school teacher around 10 years ago there was a super autistic kid who would break into the girl's locker room and smell their shoes
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>>17415467class a drugs were circulating before i left but i remember the sinks becoming unusable because people would discard blunts by stuffing them into the pipes. on cold days you were fucked because any hot water would flush out this billowing cloud of niggerweed and make you smell like skunk
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>>17415472Instead of a perverted 'jeet we had a perverted gypsy who thought his life actually mattered just because he did kickboxing. I am pretty sure he wasn't even that good and he would shadowbox in the classroom like a retard.
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>>17415531someone needs a story to top this one
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some kid gave another aids
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>>17415548its always them fucking pikeys
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>>17415670he also raped her
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>>17415670somephono in my school got caught taking pictures of himself in a thong, he also got fingered by another guy
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some kid threw an Iguana at another student
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>>17415726 (me)
thats florida for you
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>>17415674>pikeyThat's a new one geg.
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>>17415743why does this post say (me) i didnt post it
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lets make qa the thread for this
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>>17415754everyone says it in the UK.
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some YN brought a pocket knife
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another nigger at my school got caught possessing actual 'P, This other guy allegedly had 'P but he never got caught
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>>17415754>>17415781call them 'Knackers' and 'Tinks' next time, it's like their version of Nigger
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>>17415781>>17415843Alright, I am from an snca country from eastern Europe so I didn't know but I actually pray for you Brits, it must be pretty bad there.
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>>17415843i think pikey works better. I plan on getting a drone so i can harass them with a loudspeaker.
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>>17415873we are getting replaced by brown rapists, its grim
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>>17415887It must be but it's not over yet.
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>>17415911i dont know bro, white brits are expected to become a minority by 2063, thats well within my lifetime, london is already at 35% white british
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some guy covered the whole bathroom in shit back in the 5th grade
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>>17414362 (OP)not a school story but when I was like 9 years old i thought i was alone at home and was playing the binding of isaac but i kept dying which made me really angry and for like 30 minutes i kept saying the most heinous shit i could think of while playing it, like
>im gonna rape and skin youuntil the door to my moms room opened and i think i almost fainted, she didnt really care that much though and told me to stop saying bad words
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>>17415959geg, i had an addiction to saying the n word when i was younger
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>>17415931Hopefully the situation will change a lot of normgroids are starting to wake up. I think the best thing to do is to change things you can and protect your community and family.
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>>17416019I remember saying nigga and nigger at least a hundred times a day in middle school. I think I actually popularized the word among my school singlehandedly (95+% white school)
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there was a really autistic person (duh he was diagnosed but ashamed of it) in my school who tried fitting in despite his huge hentai fetish and never brushed his teeth (he had multiple of his teeth get knocked out when he got into fights) i also wouldnt be surprised if he browsed 4chan or even this very site considering how chronically online he was definitely an /a/ or /bant/ browser
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>>17416130true. i've been thinking of moving abroad but i hate the thought of leaving my family behind, even if staying here is seen as cuckhold behaviour
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>>17416172Why is it seen as cuckhold behaviour doe?
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>>17416227i'm subjecting myself to all these gay govt. restrictions and nanny state laws for virtually nothing in return, which is probably what cucks like to goon to. obviously it wasn't my choice to be born here but you could say the same about jeets and nobaldi likes jeets
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our parents gave us this camera for kids and my and my brothers would play this game where we would sneak photos of each others dicks while saying "neat!" because we saw bender from futurama do this and my mom made me take the camera on a field trip because she wanted pictures and when she looked at the files on the computer all she saw was photos of our penises
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>>17415548while walking home from school i heard one of my jeets classmate say he watched a video of someone fucking a dead rat and then slap his dog with his cock while pulling out of the dead rat
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this one sped kid in my class stabbed me with a pen and i broke his nose and got into a shit ton of trouble after that
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>>17416367We dont have sped specific classes here btw they just put them in regular classes
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>>17416272I mean you could fight back and take back your country, I am not sure how doe. Your nation is your home after all, but that's your choice. Good luck and God bless you 'teen.
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>>17416348What the fuuuuuck
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In highschool some dumbass ran into my classroom with 2 of those shitty dollar-store cap guns that he had sharpied the tips black. Genuinely thought I was about to die. The fucker never even got in trouble
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back in middle school someone brought a cake with cocaine in them
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A kid watched lesbian porn on the toilet. That same kid was later beaten up by a black student by saying Nigger
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>>17416592this happened btw
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>>17416592nga a stimfapper
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>>17414362 (OP)one kid in my class used to google gorilla sex and would watch it in class on the computers