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Be me
Mastermind of Gotham's underground, elite-tier agent of pure, unadulterated chaos, terror of the bourgeoisie
Decide to pull a little prank on the city: replace the entire municipal water supply with laughing gas infused with pure liquid LSD
Spend three weeks tunneling under Arkham, dodging giant man-bats, bribing cops with counterfeit Monopoly money, really putting in work
Finally push the big red button at midnight
Expecting absolute cinematic pandemonium, riots in the streets, society collapsing into a beautiful, screaming symphony of madness
Check the local news the next morning…
MFW
The entire city population just takes one sip, goes "huh, tap water tastes a bit spicy today," and keeps scrolling on their glowing pocket rectangles while standing in a 45-minute line for artisanal oat milk lattes
Not a single soul giggles. Not a single face carved into a smile. Just dead, grey eyes staring into TikTok.
Batman didn't even show up to punch me; he left me a strongly worded sticky note on my hideout door saying my carbon footprint was too high
Society has officially become so thoroughly optimized, medicated, and numb that literal psychotropic anarchy can't even get a chuckle out of them anymore
We truly live in a society, anons. The game is rigged. The punchline is dead and we killed it.