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how do you contact salt

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>>17412991 (OP)
shine the salt signal into the night sky

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No idea

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his email or we summon him

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you dont

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urgent report yourself

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>>17413146
its been removed

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>>17413151
I like nuadmin better but everyone calls him salt now so I dunno

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chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com but good luck if zhe ever answers your email

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>>17413156
then type
>urgent report
in to the report field

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>>17413160
were did the name salt even come from he likes anonymity but we have to distinguish him from the rest when he is gone

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>>17413182
no cannot be bothered

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>>17413165
Well he's the only admin right now so I kind of have to ask him if I want to talk to an admin

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>>17413188
just some shitposting during the first day of the transfer, people were throwing around a few names but salt was the one that stuck
>don't you mean Sodium Chloride

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how often does he reply to people i have only ever had quote reply to one of my threads and he just said TRVKE

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>>17413215
for like the first week he was admin he'd reply to some thread during late amerimutt hours I think

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>>17413212
>oh yes i remember sodium chloride how unscientific of me

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You adress him "Mr. Salt" and tell him you have something important to say.

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>>17413230
anyone found out how to bait him yet

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>Sea Salt

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>>17413253
>sodium chloride you plebeian

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you can contact me via WhatsApp

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Give me your phone number, I'll tell him to call you later

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should we all email him pictures of butt holes like a good cado geg

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>>17413309
who are you and whats your phone number domicile address and ip

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>>17413342
> arrow

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>>17413322
Wouldn't he have to know my number too doe

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>>17413342
i am salt nigga, and my ip is 10.90.13.48

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>>17413382
>what the flip

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>>17413365
Yes, I'll give it to him after you tell it to me.

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>>17413411
my number is +08 330-057-94 43

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>>17413530
saved whats your mothers phone number again i forgot

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>>17412991 (OP)
(((legal@soyjak.st)))

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>>17413621
do we have a lawyer

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Don't you have salt in the kitchen?

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>>17413630
>do you have salt in the sea

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Go outside of your house and yell SALT as loud as you can

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>>17413732
> SODIUM CHLORIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>17413798
notice how he's white?

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>>17413816
a trve aryan i was not going to put an arrow but i realized i am as black as the ace of spades

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Don't use xis deadname its nuadmin

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rumor has it that if you sing the salt song in front of a mirror with a lit candle, he will appear from behind the window and grab your tiny little dick inside his brim dimension

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>>17413871
>its actually sodium chloride but nuadmin is ok

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say black pepper in the mirror 3 times and he will appear because he thinks his bull is there

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chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com
>opsec demon

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>>17413919
'ape it

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>>17413902
say your name 3 times and he will appear for being a namefag irl instead of just chud

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okay I sent him an email

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>>17413871
I think he'd prefer being called nuadmin tbh, he doesn't seem to claim the Salt name and namefags as "admin" on the booru so just calling him "admin" or "nuadmIn" seems more fitting feral_animated



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