/soy/ - Soyjaks

… Traveling in a fried-out giga fly
On a gemmy trail, roads full of glowies
I met a strange offsiter, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
… " Do you come from a 'sphere down under
Where feds glow and 'teens plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the 'G?
You better run,you better take cover "
… Replying on Xitter to a post of a far-right
His hair was blonde and he was white
I said, " Do you speak-a my soyspeak? "
He just smiled and sent me a 'jak
And he said
… " I come from a land down under
Where gemmies flow and 'teens sperg
Can't you hear, can't you hear the 'G?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah "
… Lying in a den in shemmy
With a slack jaw and not much to reppy
I said to the OP " Are you trying to bait me?
Because I come from the 'sphere of plenty "
And he said
… Oh, do you come from a 'sphere down under?
(Ooh, gemmy-gemmy)
Where foids glow and 'teens send 'za
Can't you hear, can't you heard the 'G?
You better run, you better take cover, 'cause we are
… Living in a 'sphere down under
Where jannies 'nish and 'teens get 'nished
Can't you hear, can't you hear the 'teens ( a 'teen scream )
You better run, you better take cover
… Living in a 'sphere down under
Where glowies glow and 'teens send 'za
Can't you hear, can't you hear the 'G?
Oh, yeah
You better run, you better take cover
… Where foids glow and 'teens sperg
Can't you, can't you hear the G? (Can't you, can't you hear the G?)
You better run, you better take cover
… Living in a 'sphere down under (living in a 'sphere down under)
Where where gems shine and 'teens plunder
Can't you, can't you hear the G?