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ITT we write soyfiction, i'll start

It was a peaceful morning in the [sitetheme.css] soyburbs, the sun shining through the clouds; the humble city of Soyville is always incredibly walkable at this time of day.

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We enter the house of Chud, which is oversleeping on his alarm after spending the night leaking to bait.

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I did this in a different thread but lost interest - only two people replied anyway geg

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Traiso was ethically sourcing his vegan meat alternatives in chad's kitchen.

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nophono raped everybaldi

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The birds were chirping, sun was shining and it seemed all too well to believe… and that assumption was correct. Lurking in the bushes was… β€˜APESON!!!

continue dis

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>>17394145
I feel like this thread should be redone with IDs

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>>17394160
Makes it feel more like a collaborative project

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>ITT we write soyfiction, i'll start
>
>It was a peaceful morning in the [sitetheme.css] soyburbs, the sun shining through the clouds; the humble city of Soyville is always incredibly walkable at this time of day.

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>>17394126
>>17394145
Chud, quite literally and not figuratively sleeping on top of his alarm clock, breaks it under his weight.

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>The asoylum can't keep me locked up forever

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>>17394175
>Du'uh… what.., what was… thaaat?

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>>17394115 (OP)
glistening sovlfvl gem

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>>17394190
Chud, now awake, decided to wake up himself, throwing his weight around by thrusting to get out of bed

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This is just a weird adventure thread

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>>17394212
He decided to waltz to the front of his house, also waking up Nate who slept in the same bed. He decided to try radicalizing the locals who dismissed his ramblings as "schizophrenic".

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>>17394237
>Nate sleeps in the same bed as Chud
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>17394249
I see them as brothers; sorry for the unfortunate implications

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>>17394237
The local autistic foid shrieks at them like a banshee, waking up a zombie-like hoard of other foids who come running on all fours out of the bushes at them.

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>>17394237
>D'uh, sure-re-rely I can convin-k some of de locrales this… d'uh… day!

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>>17394301
did he hit his head on a rock or something

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>>17394336
in the plot xes retarded or something

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>>17394295
>Yelp, yelp, I've gotta- I mean, I need help! Those things might look like women, but act more akin to wild animals! Brother Chuck, let's scoot!

<D'uh-


Before Chud can say anything, Nate grabs him by the arm and zips off.

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this made me cringe so i am bumping this in order to make other people cringe



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