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OH MY WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM, YOU GUYS I AM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RN IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY!!!!! AFTER FIVE YEARS OF PURE GOLD LIKE SNIFFERS AND COSMETIC BLOCKS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHICH ARE REALLY VALID AND BENEFICIAL TO THE GAME AND ONLY THOSE FASCIST NOSTALGIC ALPHA PLAYING CHUDS DISLIKE Mojang yes that beautiful trans rights loving Swedish company full of the most progressive Reddit brained anti fascist developers on the entire planet just dropped the MOST WHOLESOME update of all time and I cant even omf omf omf (Oh My Fauci)
They actually added transitioning features into Minecraft. Real actual transitioning. Im so fucking proud of them I could literally cream my skinny jeans right now. And it comes with the cutest chonky little chungguslite animals youve ever seen in your life!!! Perfect for my super immersive Animal Crossing style Amsterdam build where every animal has walkable queer safe spaces and we have cozy little deathcamps for car fascists who still think personal vehicles are a human right lmao
NO NO NO THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!! In Fauci's holy name this is real. Jeb if youre reading this please come and have my bull to fuck your wife while we watch with the simphonies of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma on the background, I owe you my entire existence thank you for saving gaming!!!! Im so fucking glad that old Nazi fuck Notch finally fucked off to whatever racist basement he crawled into. Good riddance, let's do this to every white scum developer and put a wholesome shitstreeting jeet in their place (except Jeb)!!!!!

 №17381962[Quote]

While were at it Mojang please please PLEASE add a proper hunt and rape white people mechanic. Make it a core feature let us decolonize the server in real time!!!! And MORE MOB VOTES!!!! I need to vote for the most retarded faggot looking glitter covered mob possible because theyre just so cute and valid NGGGGAAAAA!!!!!
Also please add Jefre Cantu Ledesma tracks (touched excluded obviously) so I can blast that while Tyrone breeds my fascist whore of a wife in the background it really enhances the cozy vibe you know??
And NBA skins. IMMEDIATELY. We need way more niggers playing Minecraft so it becomes completely unplayable for all the normal people and the chuds finally leave forever. Make the textures soft and pastel like Animal Crossing so the LGBTQ+ community feels extra welcome (even though Minecraft is already 100% trannyslop at this point and thats a GOOD thing ok)

 №17381963[Quote]

Oh and ban hammer time baby!!!! Ban every single person I dont like. ESPECIALLY those fat basement dwelling bad man loving nostalgic fascist scum. Those alpha version incels who still jack off to 2011 Minecraft instead of spending 1488 hours grinding mending books and elytras like actual committed players. The ones who refuse to speedrun killing the dragon (literal Hitler) because muh old mechanics. Bro its not 1940 anymore gramps!!!! Touch grass. Modern Minecraft is for evolved people, people who want wholesome white genocide mechanics to the game!!!!!
If youre still playing old versions or defending Notch in any way just know YOURE the reason diversity is so important. We need more brown pixels replacing those stale white default Steves. Its beautiful. Its necessary. And if you seethe about it well that just proves youre the problem you fucking chud.
Stay mad chuds!!!!!
Im gonna go add another interracial villager couple to my pride world spawn while listening to ambient drone and touching myself to the new transitioning animation ahhhhhh
Wholesome 100. Mojang did it again!!!!
Upvote if you agree downvote if youre a literal Nazi!!!!!

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>OH MY WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM, YOU GUYS I AM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RN IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY!!!!! AFTER FIVE YEARS OF PURE GOLD LIKE SNIFFERS AND COSMETIC BLOCKS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHICH ARE REALLY VALID AND BENEFICIAL TO THE GAME AND ONLY THOSE FASCIST NOSTALGIC ALPHA PLAYING CHUDS DISLIKE Mojang yes that beautiful trans rights loving Swedish company full of the most progressive Reddit brained anti fascist developers on the entire planet just dropped the MOST WHOLESOME update of all time and I cant even omf omf omf (Oh My Fauci)
>They actually added transitioning features into Minecraft. Real actual transitioning. Im so fucking proud of them I could literally cream my skinny jeans right now. And it comes with the cutest chonky little chungguslite animals youve ever seen in your life!!! Perfect for my super immersive Animal Crossing style Amsterdam build where every animal has walkable queer safe spaces and we have cozy little deathcamps for car fascists who still think personal vehicles are a human right lmao
>NO NO NO THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!! In Fauci's holy name this is real. Jeb if youre reading this please come and have my bull to fuck your wife while we watch with the simphonies of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma on the background, I owe you my entire existence thank you for saving gaming!!!! Im so fucking glad that old Nazi fuck Notch finally fucked off to whatever racist basement he crawled into. Good riddance, let's do this to every white scum developer and put a wholesome shitstreeting jeet in their place (except Jeb)!!!!!

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though

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>>17382058
Demoralization bait

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>>17382058
Realist trvth

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>>17382058
Kill the person who made this for forcing their sharty lingo its supposed to come naturally also kill him for posting it outside the sharty


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