>male pattern baldness>grown adult probably in his 20s that definitely hasn’t mentally aged since 12>overweight>glasses>neckbeard>”I PAUSED MY GAME TO BE HERE” t-shirtDescription of a real flesh and bone person I saw just now. Sometimes I compl

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Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:47:17 №17379163 [Quote]

>male pattern baldness
>grown adult probably in his 20s that definitely hasn’t mentally aged since 12
>overweight
>glasses
>neckbeard
>”I PAUSED MY GAME TO BE HERE” t-shirt
Description of a real flesh and bone person I saw just now. Sometimes I completely forget that soyjaks are based off of a real subset of people so whenever I encounter one in the wild it’s always a total mindfuck

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:47:59 №17379175 [Quote]

op spotted a reddit mod

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:48:22 №17379178 [Quote]

op spotted ernest khalimov

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:49:18 №17379186 [Quote]

you met gigachad

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:50:53 №17379197 [Quote]

that's giga though

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:05:51 №17379373 [Quote]

rare giga

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:06:45 №17379387 [Quote]

>>17379163 (OP)
LITERALLY ME

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:06:49 №17379388 [Quote]

i am this without the shirt and neckbeard

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:07:10 №17379393 [Quote]

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>>>17379163 (OP)
>LITERALLY ME

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:07:19 №17379397 [Quote]

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male pattern baldness
grown adult probably in his 20s that definitely hasn’t mentally aged since 12
overweight
glasses
neckbeard
”I PAUSED MY GAME TO BE HERE” t-shirt

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:07:29 №17379399 [Quote]

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>>17379163 (OP)
i once saw a guy that looked like picrel in a bus and a guy that had a pornhub shirt

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:10:07 №17379431 [Quote]

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Was it Cobson?

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:11:09 №17379440 [Quote]

op spotted me

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:17:23 №17379513 [Quote]

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Had a similar story today. While I was driving to get beer I drove past a school and in the corner of my eye one of the students was wearing a phub shirt

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:19:10 №17379541 [Quote]

>>17379513
how did xe not get dress coded geg

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:19:33 №17379547 [Quote]

>>17379541
I think he wore it under the uniform, it's like an undershirt thing. Still VERY concerning though

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:21:09 №17379564 [Quote]

I feel bad for that kid, he probably has a porn addiction and his parents are likely doing nothing about it since his parents have got to know that their son has a phub shirt

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:23:56 №17379598 [Quote]

>>17379564
maybe he just bought it for the keks and lols, i dont think a person would go out advertising in the real world that they have a porn addiction

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:24:57 №17379611 [Quote]

>>17379598
I hope that.

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:24:57 №17379612 [Quote]

why do so many men think having a stubble is le good? being clean shaven is better geg

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:25:41 №17379622 [Quote]

>>17379612
What about having a goatee?

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:27:29 №17379649 [Quote]

>>17379612
I used to deliberately grow a stubble so I can look like my favourite soyboy woahjacks until I realised that I actually look terrible and I don't wear glasses so I've been clean shaven ever since.

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:29:06 №17379672 [Quote]

I once used to look like A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak with hair