/soy/ - '''THE SOY CHRONICLE - AUGUST 24, 2026'''Welcome, 'teens. This just in, 'teens deploy a momNVKE and glowNVKE on an Australian lolipedo. The rightful victim, '''KroslassKitsuter''' ''(Kaleb)'' is an Australian lolicon v-tumor. Kayleb ended up getting raid

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Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:25:25 №17378975 [Quote]

THE SOY CHRONICLE - AUGUST 24, 2026
Welcome, 'teens. This just in, 'teens deploy a momNVKE and glowNVKE on an Australian lolipedo. The rightful victim, KroslassKitsuter (Kaleb) is an Australian lolicon v-tumor. Kayleb ended up getting raided by the Party on August 21, 2026, on /soy/. Soyteens proceeded to falseflag as Australian neo-nazi group National Socialist Network. 3 days later, which is today, the momNVKE and glowNVKE would be released. Here are some highlights from the thread at https://megalodon.jp/2026-0824-0910-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17360156.htm
>Ready the parent and glownvkes, along with the 'zas and mormons.
>Yeah go for it there's too many 'teens doing nothing and a glownvke is already incoming.
>We just need a parent nvke, I'll look into sending him a quran or mormons.

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:28:31 №17379002 [Quote]

IN OTHER NEWS
World-class therapists from around the soysphere have been sent to Soyvil War 5 victims and soldiers to help deal with PTSD, injuries and so on. Notably, most soldiers or victims aligned with SoyBooru were in the country of Eswatini.

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:31:32 №17379024 [Quote]

Now for today's puzzle, why do Doctoddlers tend to fear going to therapy?

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:33:15 №17379037 [Quote]

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TIME CHECK

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:37:47 №17379075 [Quote]

nice thread

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:40:23 №17379094 [Quote]

Gemmy thread

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:41:39 №17379109 [Quote]

Do it on Shroom so we have a cohesive thread.

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:42:16 №17379114 [Quote]

>>17378975 (OP)
Informative gem

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:42:41 №17379119 [Quote]

outdated archived btw
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0824-1709-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17360156.html

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:44:12 №17379131 [Quote]

I just gained 10 points in IQ!

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:44:35 №17379136 [Quote]

Can you do it on the Shroom or something, I want to see the previous issues.

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:46:13 №17379147 [Quote]

niggerjartypoopbrapantimattervantablack o algo i goon

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 12:54:51 №17379245 [Quote]

>>17379037
What is the website

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:02:28 №17379337 [Quote]

>>17379245
Soyjak Party Enhanced

Chud 08/24/26 (Mon) 13:02:43 №17379340 [Quote]

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>THE SOY CHRONICLE - AUGUST 24, 2026
>Welcome, 'teens. This just in, 'teens deploy a momNVKE and glowNVKE on an Australian lolipedo. The rightful victim, KroslassKitsuter (Kaleb) is an Australian lolicon v-tumor. Kayleb ended up getting raided by the Party on August 21, 2026, on /soy/. Soyteens proceeded to falseflag as Australian neo-nazi group National Socialist Network. 3 days later, which is today, the momNVKE and glowNVKE would be released. Here are some highlights from the thread at https://megalodon.jp/2026-0824-0910-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17360156.htm
>>Ready the parent and glownvkes, along with the 'zas and mormons.
>>Yeah go for it there's too many 'teens doing nothing and a glownvke is already incoming.
>>We just need a parent nvke, I'll look into sending him a quran or mormons.
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