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>When you go to the toilet when poop is about to come out hold it in until when you stop it will launch into the toilet at 100 miles an hour to create Supercharged Poop

>Using 6 chunks of supercharged poop and a cup of pee to make Hyperpoop


>Letting the Hyperpoop rest for 3 weeks in a bucket of disgusting rotten food and muddy water


>After you open the container you find it it has turned into Infused Poop


>Take out the Infused Poop and mix every other bodily substance with it many times to create Enchanted Poop


>Use the Enchanted Poop and eat it then 3 days later you create Enchanted Poop II


>Do this until you get Enchanted Poop X


>Put your poop through a time machine and try to make it survive 1,000 years so that it will become Enchanted Parapoop X


>Mix it with alien substances from Uranus to create an even more pungent smell


>Mix it with anything smelly don't even care


>Now you have made Enchanted Parapoop Ambrosia X


>Throw your Enchanted Parapoop Ambrosia X into the Large Hadron Collider while active with hopes that the 1 in 1,358 chance succeeds


>It does and you get True Poopine


>Refine True Poopine WITH THE FOLLOWING SIX ELEMENTS: Poopoopeepee, Poop 5, Shitalium, Brapjak Farty Essence, Mexicite and Swinnistrite


>You then get True Pooperyx in Return


>Use arcane magic to turn True Pooperyx to the next level


>Get True Superpooperyxite


>Test your True Superpoopyxite by making it go through a million dangerous situations


>It survives all of them and turns into True Hyperpoopyxite


>Use the machine to turn every single atom in the poop like Hydrogen to Helium and Thulium to Ytterbium


>Do it 100 times so stuff like Aluminum becomes Nihonium


>You manage to get it out in a stable form


>It is now True Ultrapoopyxite


>Find the poop of at least 1 billion unique people and 1 million unique species


>Mix it together with True Ultrapoopyxite


>You finally have it…


>Posttrue Parrapoopyxulumite


>Blast your Posttrue Parrapoopyxulumite with very high radiation


>It becomes Destabilized Posttrue Parapoopxyulumite after the process


>Strike it with lightning using the world's best lightning rod and make it get struck 100 times a second for 30,000 years


>After a very long time it has become Energized Destabilized Posttrue Parapoopxyulumite


>Your descendants use the all the poop that 8 billion people have ever shat in their life, compresses it to create a Brown Hole and throws the Energized Destabilized Posttrue Parapoopxyulumite into it


>The Brown Hole cacanovas and creates Otherworldly Faeces

 17376976[Quote]

I do this

 17377004[Quote]

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>>When you go to the toilet when poop is about to come out hold it in until when you stop it will launch into the toilet at 100 miles an hour to create Supercharged Poop
>
>>Using 6 chunks of supercharged poop and a cup of pee to make Hyperpoop
>
>>Letting the Hyperpoop rest for 3 weeks in a bucket of disgusting rotten food and muddy water
>
>>After you open the container you find it it has turned into Infused Poop
>
>>Take out the Infused Poop and mix every other bodily substance with it many times to create Enchanted Poop
>
>>Use the Enchanted Poop and eat it then 3 days later you create Enchanted Poop II
>
>>Do this until you get Enchanted Poop X
>
>>Put your poop through a time machine and try to make it survive 1,000 years so that it will become Enchanted Parapoop X
>
>>Mix it with alien substances from Uranus to create an even more pungent smell
>
>>Mix it with anything smelly don't even care
>
>>Now you have made Enchanted Parapoop Ambrosia X
>
>>Throw your Enchanted Parapoop Ambrosia X into the Large Hadron Collider while active with hopes that the 1 in 1,358 chance succeeds
>
>>It does and you get True Poopine
>
>>Refine True Poopine WITH THE FOLLOWING SIX ELEMENTS: Poopoopeepee, Poop 5, Shitalium, Brapjak Farty Essence, Mexicite and Swinnistrite
>
>>You then get True Pooperyx in Return
>
>>Use arcane magic to turn True Pooperyx to the next level
>
>>Get True Superpooperyxite
>
>>Test your True Superpoopyxite by making it go through a million dangerous situations
>
>>It survives all of them and turns into True Hyperpoopyxite
>
>>Use the machine to turn every single atom in the poop like Hydrogen to Helium and Thulium to Ytterbium
>
>>Do it 100 times so stuff like Aluminum becomes Nihonium
>
>>You manage to get it out in a stable form
>
>>It is now True Ultrapoopyxite
>
>>Find the poop of at least 1 billion unique people and 1 million unique species
>
>>Mix it together with True Ultrapoopyxite
>
>>You finally have it…
>
>>Posttrue Parrapoopyxulumite
>
>>Blast your Posttrue Parrapoopyxulumite with very high radiation
>
>>It becomes Destabilized Posttrue Parapoopxyulumite after the process
>
>>Strike it with lightning using the world's best lightning rod and make it get struck 100 times a second for 30,000 years
>
>>After a very long time it has become Energized Destabilized Posttrue Parapoopxyulumite
>
>>Your descendants use the all the poop that 8 billion people have ever shat in their life, compresses it to create a Brown Hole and throws the Energized Destabilized Posttrue Parapoopxyulumite into it
>
>>The Brown Hole cacanovas and creates Otherworldly Faeces

 17377136[Quote]

File: IMG_9884.jpeg 📥︎ (6.66 KB, 190x254) ImgOps

>>>When you go to the toilet when poop is about to come out hold it in until when you stop it will launch into the toilet at 100 miles an hour to create Supercharged Poop
>>
>>>Using 6 chunks of supercharged poop and a cup of pee to make Hyperpoop
>>
>>>Letting the Hyperpoop rest for 3 weeks in a bucket of disgusting rotten food and muddy water
>>
>>>After you open the container you find it it has turned into Infused Poop
>>
>>>Take out the Infused Poop and mix every other bodily substance with it many times to create Enchanted Poop
>>
>>>Use the Enchanted Poop and eat it then 3 days later you create Enchanted Poop II
>>
>>>Do this until you get Enchanted Poop X
>>
>>>Put your poop through a time machine and try to make it survive 1,000 years so that it will become Enchanted Parapoop X
>>
>>>Mix it with alien substances from Uranus to create an even more pungent smell
>>
>>>Mix it with anything smelly don't even care
>>
>>>Now you have made Enchanted Parapoop Ambrosia X
>>
>>>Throw your Enchanted Parapoop Ambrosia X into the Large Hadron Collider while active with hopes that the 1 in 1,358 chance succeeds
>>
>>>It does and you get True Poopine
>>
>>>Refine True Poopine WITH THE FOLLOWING SIX ELEMENTS: Poopoopeepee, Poop 5, Shitalium, Brapjak Farty Essence, Mexicite and Swinnistrite
>>
>>>You then get True Pooperyx in Return
>>
>>>Use arcane magic to turn True Pooperyx to the next level
>>
>>>Get True Superpooperyxite
>>
>>>Test your True Superpoopyxite by making it go through a million dangerous situations
>>
>>>It survives all of them and turns into True Hyperpoopyxite
>>
>>>Use the machine to turn every single atom in the poop like Hydrogen to Helium and Thulium to Ytterbium
>>
>>>Do it 100 times so stuff like Aluminum becomes Nihonium
>>
>>>You manage to get it out in a stable form
>>
>>>It is now True Ultrapoopyxite
>>
>>>Find the poop of at least 1 billion unique people and 1 million unique species
>>
>>>Mix it together with True Ultrapoopyxite
>>
>>>You finally have it…
>>
>>>Posttrue Parrapoopyxulumite
>>
>>>Blast your Posttrue Parrapoopyxulumite with very high radiation
>>
>>>It becomes Destabilized Posttrue Parapoopxyulumite after the process
>>
>>>Strike it with lightning using the world's best lightning rod and make it get struck 100 times a second for 30,000 years
>>
>>>After a very long time it has become Energized Destabilized Posttrue Parapoopxyulumite
>>
>>>Your descendants use the all the poop that 8 billion people have ever shat in their life, compresses it to create a Brown Hole and throws the Energized Destabilized Posttrue Parapoopxyulumite into it
>>
>>>The Brown Hole cacanovas and creates Otherworldly Faeces



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