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>Swinny
>Log on, Carlflare screening proxy prompts me to solve the captcha.
<Select all squares with dead nigger babies.
>Solve it, open the site. Favicon.png is HTSM coinslot
>Gore 'p flashes on my screen, Tor browser opens 3 onion links.
>Close Tor.
>Look at the home page. An announcement in red text at the top of the page says:
REMEMBER NUSWEDS, YOU ALONE AGAINST SHARTY AND YOU VILL FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY AND AGAINST SALTPEDOPHILIA 'GORE 'CORD: cordni.gg/AWnaiwdn
>Only available boards are /soy/, /fpe/, /qa/, /cado/ and /gem/.
>Open /soy/.
>Mostly NAS, one soyquote thread, a looped raid thread from 2 months ago, and a metawhining thread that asks jannies to
<UNBAN DEM COCOMELON KID GROOMING RAIDS MANE FUGGEN JERDEE
>Open the soyquote thread.
>It's a "soybait" thread with gif that instantly switches to babyjak porn as picrel.
>Hover my mouse cursor over the report button
>'nished instantly, ban message:
^You have been banned. Reason: your IP did not make a request to soyjak.xxx/rules.html yet.
>Open rules.
<You WILL NOT make fun of soyboys.
<My Little Pony porn in thread OPs is mandatory on all boards.
<You WILL NOT respond with 'sentient nameroll'.
<You WILL NOT announce your reports.
<Posting critic of the Order of the Nine Angels is FORBIDDEN.
<Posting 'p on /cado/ is FORBIDDEN, unless it's a coinslot. Use other boards if you need to fill your 'p stash.
>What the fuck.
>Move a slider to the picture with EXACTLY 3 Applejacks to post.
>Post a thread with a soyjak, put MLP diaper porn in the corner of the OP.
>An alert shows up:
<Unrecognized file hash. If you wish to post OC, upload it to gems.soyjak.xxx and send the link in the IRC to whitelist it.
>Fuck this shit site. At least there is a raid of some sort.
>Open the raid thread.
>It's a Roblox 'cord raid.
<personalarmy.png
<OPERATION: TOTAL CHILDREN GROOM
<KIKES' KIDS ARE ON THE 'BLOX 'CORD SERVER. SPAM 'P
>Alright, I think I'll dox some troon next
>My computer's speakers say
<You have been deemed as the enemy of The Swinny. Bigotry will not be tolerated. Do you wish to continue using the site?
>Sure, I guess. I have nowhere else to go, even doe 4cuck is better at this point.
>Yes, I wish to keep using the site.
<Due to your standing with the soyboy community, a Kolyma mind control cyber enhancement chip will be installed, just like in your heckin' Soyberpunk.. Try to relax.
>Marge…
>My computer cords and wires unplug and start wrapping around my arms and legs. The power cord starts strangling me.
>OOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOG FUCKING TOES DOLL SOOT ROOT KUZ QUOTE OR WHATEVER HELP
>Carl Gustav breaks into my room holding some small metal rectangle. I pass out
№17376755[Quote]
nigger
№17376765[Quote]
oyyyyyy soygpt is going haywire
№17376796[Quote]
>>17376749 (OP)Was playing tf2 once and there was this guy with 'p on his Conscientious Objector. I shit you not he was in the swinny steam group
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Never open Swinny at 4:00 AM (Soypasta, reading: Cobson)
№17376864[Quote]
is it bad i find this funny
№17376872[Quote]
fake and gay