/soy/ - Soyjaks

Dear soyteens , I am writing to bring you some truly groundbreaking news that world hunger is now a thing of the past. I have discovered whats known as the re purgatory molder, i have simply discovered that when shit exit my ass and filtered through my ape asshair and runs through my folliculitis cheeks i have myself perfectly edible food in the toilet in shape and look, just about every meal is as i remembered, Consequently, I urge you, fellow teens to cook and feed me the yummiest meal My intention is to investigate whether I can reproduce this phenomenon in sufficient quantities to feed an entire village