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I have 3 neurons and none of them fire.
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tbh i just jerk off when they call me retarded
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>>17374425then how did you post this
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I've been a nusoi for a decade now
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Itβs fun.
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>>17374442i think i just peed a little >_<
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I do it on purpose cause I'm bored
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dont question it
i need my quick gegs
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Falling for bait on purpose is fun
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thread full of bait not even novorundi fell for
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somephonos think that they're getting an epik win by spamming bait threads with sagefails that inevitably get 'gated
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>>17374416 (OP)I usually pretend to fall for my own bait
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because i'm pretty sure everyone here except me is under 18
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>>17374434motor instincts or however you breathe manually now
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what if nobody falls for bait and the bait thread posters post in their own thread pretending to fall for it?
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>>17375236yea everyone instantly gets 120iq the instant they turn 18 and could never ever possibly fall for bait
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>>17375236I'm pushing 30 and I still fall for bait
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>>17375258this but unironically
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>>17375236My dad uses this site and he falls for bait daily despite being 60, so I don't think age makes much of a difference
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>>17375268I'm 40~ and I leak my clitty daily
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>>17375278why the fuck does your dad use the sharty
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>>17375286He asked me what I spend my time doing in my room and I showed him the site and he thought it was funny so he uses it most days, though he mostly just browses on his phono.
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>>17374416 (OP)this baited mi
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>>17375294what are the types of posts he makes and whats the funniest thing hes done on /soy/
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>>17375294show me his posts so I can call him unc
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>>17375311He doesn't post much, he usually just says "geg" or sometimes "lol" in response to posts, or at least that's all I've ever seen him write. I don't think he knows how to use soyspeak very well.
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i fall for it on porpuse because it keeps the sharty alive
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>>17375278realization: if the soysphere sticks around for so long like 4cuck then we're gonna have kids that use the site…
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>>17375349Send a photo of your wompa with "/soy/ 24/08/2026" written on her arm/forehead.
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Phonos post your best recent bait ITT
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>>17375409when i was messing with bookmarklets in 2025 and stumbled upon the jelly one i thought to myself hey this could have been a funny sharty easter egg
so i made a thread where if you put jelly in the email field it would make the whole screen have a jelly animation and over 300+ people reppeyed expecting it to work
recently i reposted it and it garnered roughly the same amount of success
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>>17375316Post his threads.
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this is bait do not interact
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>>17375457I misread your post as
>shows me his posts so I can call him uncas in
>he shows me his posts so I can call him uncinstead of
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>>17375335do the original 4cuck users even have kids that use 4cuck?
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>>17375575i remember reading a story about how a soyteens dad was an old /b/tard and gamefaqs user