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I don't know how to goon. I've tried the gooning thing, I've tried sissy hypno and I've even tried porn in my VR headset (Meta quest 2) and still I can't edge for more than like 20 minutes before I get bored and my dick loses interest. Is gooning even real or is it a meme? I've even tried humping my pillow to "break my clitty" but again I just get bored and have to watch youtube shorts inbetween humpies and even then I just give up and watch youtube shorts. I thought gooning was a horrible addiction, why is it so impossible to get in to? I like jerking off but like man it's just lame after awhile I actually cannot keep it up for more than 20 minutes. Any advice?

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>>17373498 (OP)
BTW im very high test and 6'2 I dont know if that plays into it or not

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Where are you finding these?

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>>17373543
I wrote it it's a real thing I'm dealing with

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Neutralpliergoobas…

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Try dill does

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Can’t you guys just jerk off for a few minutes every once in a while instead of making it your main hobby?

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>>17373606
I have 2 its nice sometimes but its not gooning

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>>17373498 (OP)
you are too low t, so you will find it impossible to goon
>good because nevergoon
<bad because low t
this is how I see it

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>>17373650
i have high t because im a 6'2 jacked fat hairy ogre

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>I don't know how to goon. I've tried the gooning thing, I've tried sissy hypno and I've even tried porn in my VR headset (Meta quest 2) and still I can't edge for more than like 20 minutes before I get bored and my dick loses interest. Is gooning even real or is it a meme? I've even tried humping my pillow to "break my clitty" but again I just get bored and have to watch youtube shorts inbetween humpies and even then I just give up and watch youtube shorts. I thought gooning was a horrible addiction, why is it so impossible to get in to? I like jerking off but like man it's just lame after awhile I actually cannot keep it up for more than 20 minutes. Any advice?

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>>17373498 (OP)
smack your dick into a table until a white liquid comes from your tip

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OP DONT GOON NIGGER

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>>17373689
I can't, that's the problem you fucking idiot retard gorilla nigger. But I want to because it sounds fun

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>>17373710
Its not fun because it makes you spiral down an addiction retarded swarthy shitskin

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gooning turns you slowly into a bottom faggot even if you dont want to. ill suggest you to take walks outside your home periodically and distract your mind with mental challenges

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Take adderall

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17272727

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Ashgs

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get

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>>17373716
>It's such a dangerous addiction but btw its impossible to do and its actually just a reddit meme durr durr durr


>>17373718
I'm already a faggot but not a bottom my boyfriends a bottom so i cant be one

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