/soy/ - Soyjaks

🗿 Soot

Founded the Sharty.
Nobody knew what a skibidi was yet. Dark times.

⬇️

14 Jul 2022 — 23 Jul 2023

🚽 Kuz

Purchased the website and immediately discovered the legendary Skibidi Server Bill.

⬇️

23 Jul 2023 — 22 Aug 2023

🧻 Doll

Took ownership.
The site entered the Toilet Crisis.

⬇️

22 Aug 2023 — 9 May 2025

🥝 Froot

Saved the Sharty from the Soypocalypse.

During this era, witnesses reported hearing:

“skibidi dop dop dop yes yes”

from the server rack.

⬇️

9 May 2025 — ???

💬 Quote

Takes ownership.

First decree:

NO MORE TOILET WARS

It did not work.

🚨 THE SKIBIDI INCIDENT

June 2025

🚽 BIG TOILET

Purchases 51% of soyjak.party using cryptocurrency.

Nobody knows where the remaining 49% went.

July 2025

📺 TITAN TV MAN

Seizes administrative control.

Changes the homepage to:

WELCOME TO THE SKIBIDI SHARTY

The change is reverted 11 minutes later.

August 2025

🗿 GIGACHAD CAMERAMAN

Attempts a hostile takeover.

Fails because he forgot the password.

September 2025

🚽 THE CEO OF TOILETS

Claims that soyjak.party is actually a subsidiary of Skibidi Toilet Industries.

Provides zero documentation.

Everyone believes him anyway.

October 2025

🧻 UNKNOWN TOILET

Becomes owner for approximately 14 seconds.

Then posts:

“dom dom yes yes”

and disappears.

January 2026

🗿 SOOT (SKIBIDI FORM)

Returns from the ancient archives.

Has evolved.

Soot → Skibidi Soot

His powers are unknown.

April 2026

🚽 THE FINAL TOILET

Challenges Quote to a duel for ownership.

The duel takes place in Ohio.

Nobody attends.

The Toilet claims victory by default.

August 2026

❓ ????

Ownership records become completely incomprehensible.

Current chain:

Soot → Kuz → Doll → Froot → Quote → Big Toilet → TV Man → Cameraman → CEO of Toilets → Unknown Toilet → Skibidi Soot → Final Toilet → ███████

CURRENT OWNER:

probably Quote

CURRENT THREAT LEVEL:

🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

SKIBIDI STATUS:

DOP DOP YES YES