/soy/ - Soyjaks

20 Sep 2020 — 14 Jul 2022

Soot

Founder / original owner.
Established soyjak.party after deciding 4chan wasn't sufficiently unpleasant.

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14 Jul 2022 — 23 Jul 2023

Kuz

Bought the site from Soot.
Apparently paid actual money for this.

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23 Jul 2023 — 22 Aug 2023

Doll

Ownership transferred to Doll shortly before the Soypocalypse.
Site subsequently disappeared for approximately eight days.

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22 Aug 2023 — 9 May 2025

Froot

Acquired the site after the Soypocalypse.
Period characterized by increasingly elaborate staff structures and arguments over who technically had the keys.

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The Soyjak Wiki

Claims ownership through a loophole involving an edit button.

12 May 2025 — 4 June 2025

Root's Dog

Was given administrative privileges and allegedly interpreted this as ownership.

4 June 2025 — 17 June 2025

Ronald Reagan

No explanation was ever provided.

17 June 2025 — 17 June 2025

Anonymous

Bought the site for $14 and a half-eaten sandwich.
Transaction was later determined to have occurred entirely inside a dream.

17 June 2025 — 2027

Quote

Reacquired the site after discovering Anonymous had only purchased a screenshot of the homepage.

2027 — 2027

The Server

The server itself became legally recognized as an owner after refusing to shut down.

2027 — 2031

Three Men in a Trench Coat

Successfully passed every ownership verification check because the site had no mechanism for detecting three men in a trench coat.

2031 — 2031

Soot

Returns from the future.

“you wouldn't believe what happened to the soy economy”

2031 — 2032

Soyjak

The image itself assumes control of the website.

All users are permanently converted into soyjaks.

2032 — present

nobody

Ownership becomes disputed after the owner account logs in, says “it's over”, and deletes itself.

tldr: Soot → Kuz → Doll → Froot → Quote → Dog → Reagan → Sandwich → Quote → Server → Trench Coat → Future Soot → Soyjak → ???