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Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good… So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! 'Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift.' Oh… 12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than… five… Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay…
Phone rings
Mark: Hello?… Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.
Phone Guy: Hello?
Mark: Hi!
Phone Guy: Hello, hello?
Mark: HI!
Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
Mark: Ugh… Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you. Mark: Ah… Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. Mark: Hm? Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming… Mark: Ugh! U-hu-hu… Phone Guy: …but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Mark: Eh… Phone Guy: Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Mark: Okay, sounds g- Okay… Phone Guy: Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Mark: Mm-hm. Phone Guy: Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Mark: Okay. Phone Guy: A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike… Mark: (Scared laughing) Phone Guy: where fantasy and fun come to life. Mark: Ughuh!

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>Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good… So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! 'Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift.' Oh… 12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than… five… Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay…
>Phone rings
>Mark: Hello?… Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.
>Phone Guy: Hello?
>Mark: Hi!
>Phone Guy: Hello, hello?
>Mark: HI!
>Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
>Mark: Ugh… Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you. Mark: Ah… Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. Mark: Hm? Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming… Mark: Ugh! U-hu-hu… Phone Guy: …but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Mark: Eh… Phone Guy: Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Mark: Okay, sounds g- Okay… Phone Guy: Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Mark: Mm-hm. Phone Guy: Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Mark: Okay. Phone Guy: A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike… Mark: (Scared laughing) Phone Guy: where fantasy and fun come to life. Mark: Ughuh!

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Mark: Hail, good folk, I am Markiplier by name, and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game which ye all did suggest, in great multitude, and I did see that Yamimash hath played it and declared it most excellent… Therefore, I am full eager to behold what doth await. Lo, a fearsome animatronic bear! 'Family pizzeria seeketh a watchman to keep vigil o'er the night.' Oh… the twelfth hour past midnight. The first night. If I desire not to abide the first night, why should I endure more than… five… Why should I endure more than two- hark? Well met…
Phone doth ring
Mark: Hail?… Hail? Oh, oh I cannot move. That is a ghastly skull, there be eerie things upon the wall. Oh, well met.
Phone Guy: Hail?
Mark: Good morrow!
Phone Guy: Hail, hail?
Mark: Good morrow!
Phone Guy: Uh, I would fain record a message for thee to aid thee in settling on thy first night.
Mark: Ugh… Phone Guy: Um, I did indeed labour in that office before thee. Mark: Ah… Phone Guy: I am now finishing my last week, in sooth. Mark: Hm? Phone Guy: So, I wot it may be somewhat overwhelming… Mark: Ugh! U-hu-hu… Phone Guy: …but I am here to tell thee there is naught to fear. Mark: Eh… Phone Guy: Uh, thou shalt do well. So, let us but focus on guiding thee through thy first week. Mark: Well said, sounds g- Well met… Phone Guy: Well met? Uh, let us see, first there is an introductory greeting from the company which I am bound to read. Mark: Mm-hm. Phone Guy: Uh, ’tis somewhat a legal matter, thou knowest. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

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>Yamimash



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