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I just had a wet dream like ten minutes ago and I feel like a nigger. I know it's not my fault but I still ruined my semen retention streak
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Semen retention is retarded. Your sperm dies and your body needs to get it out one way or another so you can recycle it.

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>I just had a wet dream like ten minutes ago and I feel like a nigger. I know it's not my fault but I still ruined my semen retention streak
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>feeling like a nigger over involuntary bodily functions

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just cum once a month

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>>17348024
Snopes? Cause this is huge if true

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As long as you’re working out, or even just maintaining the willpower to be productive, there’s no point in holding it in. Jerking off at the end of the day is a reward for a job well done. Think of it that way.

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>>17348050
I've only been doing SR for a week

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>>17348051
Why do you think wet dreams happen if you don't jerk off? It's for a reason

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>>17348053
But I'm a Christian and jerking off is not good because it's like I'm simulating acts with my future wife and I'm trying to rush God if you understand me

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>>17348069
Just jerk off without thinking of anything

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>>17348075
That's a big ask

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Frequency of wet dreams correlate to testosterone levels, BTW

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Since I was 11 years old I've never gone more than 12 days without jerking off

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>>17348069
Ah, that changes things.

Here’s the way I see it. Temptations present themselves when your day simply wasn’t enough. You didn’t socialize enough, you didn’t do enough, etc. Next time you feel like doing it, aggressively change course to something else. You feel like jerking off? β€œJerk off” your homework instead, if that makes sense. Spam your brain into letting go of lust.

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>>17348087
I've heard that before but I've had gone months without wet dreams

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>>17348103
Probably low test

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>>17348101
Holy AI written post

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>>17348108
Yeah I know

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>>17348015 (OP)
i used to get gooning nightmares when i was trying to quit porn they scared the shit out of me. dont treat a normal bodily function such as a wet dream or involuntary ejaculation. if you didn't partake in the action then you won't have the feeling to do it

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>>17348136
*dont treat a normal bodily function such as a wet dream or involuntary ejaculation as evil sorry im a retard

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>>17348024
semen retention isn't retarded. it would be retarded if the body didn't naturally get rid of it. it increases testosterone and makes you less goonerbrained

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Its ok bro, dont give up

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>>17348024
DQNT LISTEN TO THIS GLOWIE NIGGER JEW

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>I just had a wet dream like ten minutes ago and I feel like a nigger. I know it's not my fault but I still ruined my semen retention streak
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^Enter Zoltan

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>>17348136
I have had so many goonightmares I've lost track. Have you ever had an ivsw? like involuntary emission during the period between being asleep, and waking up (not fully asleep and not fully awake)

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>>17348204
That happened to me I was semi dreaming this morning

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Wow, does somebody gets goonightmares? Really?

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>>17348239
This is why I made the thread

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>I just had a wet dream like ten minutes ago and I feel like a nigger. I know it's not my fault but I still ruined my semen retention streak
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^Fnaf

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>>17348239 yeah for me they were basically like nightmares where i was gooning and shit and i would get so much anxiety during the dream thinking "NOOO WHY AM I DOING THIS" and thinking i actually did it

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>>I just had a wet dream like ten minutes ago and I feel like a nigger. I know it's not my fault but I still ruined my semen retention streak
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>^Fnaf

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>>17348055
dont do semen retention
especially if you have a girlfriend
like i said just nut once a month

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Fucking retard rapemeat

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>>17348472
Hello OTHER rapemeat

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>>17348015 (OP)
>semon retention
<nevergoon

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>>17348472
>assuming some nigger on sharty has a gf
Nice one mate



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