/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>17345636
Fucking bitch give them back to him or i'll beat the shit out of you

>>17345654
Did you just fucking soyquote me, nigger? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" soyquote was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>17345685
blud is batman 💀 hell naw

>>17345692
You think you can fucking test me, you stupid cunt, you realize I was in the fucking military, right asshole? I was literally in the marines, training to kill Afghanistan bastards, but you are no fucking different. I will use my God-like precision to put a fucking bullet in your God damn brain. Just doing that is a remarkable feat, since you are so retarded, you only have 1 brain cell, which is hard for trained snipers, but not for me maggot. My aim is so remarkable, the U.S.A military lets me do whatever the fuck I want, for they know what happens if I get mad. I'm like hiroshima, I destroy anything I fucking want. I have the entire world at my fucking fingertips, you are nothing to me but a stain, that will be removed, so you better watch what you say to me, before I wipe you out like the stain you are. The movie Rambo was based on me, though they didn't make him as powerful as I am, Rambo only had 1/10000000 of my skill, so mark my words maggot, watch yourself before I literally rape you.

>>17345748
Yeah, your opinion is a bit cringe, mate. Actually, to say that it's just "cringe" is honestly a huge understatement. It's a fucking terrible opinion, that only the soyest of neckbeards would have. You see, MY opinion is superior in EVERY SINGLE way, a godly, divine opinion, that no one else's can compare to. Oh, what's that? You want me to explain why? Well, you see kiddo, the moment that I replied with your "opinion" right next to a picture of a fine choice from my carefully curated collection of soyjak.jpegs, all semblance of an argument from your disgusting, puny brain became utterly destroyed. Obliterated, annihilated, disintegrated. Nothing more than the weak body of a tiny ant, being crushed under my enourmous boot. Oh? You actually want me to study, consider, and counter your opinion in a well writen, well thought-out response? Kek, you must think me for an IDIOT, to lower myself to such a level, where I'd actually have to THINK and deeply consider all directions and arguments, of your garbage "opinion". Hahahahahahahaha! You hear that? That's the laughter of everyone viewing this thread, directed at you, because they now know how much of a soyboy neckbeard you are! You see, it was already over from the start, for you. You never really stood a chance, I was destined to be the winner in every single possible outcome. Maybe you'll take this as a lesson, to shut your idiot mouth up. But no, I guess ALL soyboy neackbeards like you actually "think critically", and write well-written arguments, to back up their stupid "logic".

Just remember, nothin' personal, kiddo.