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What would you do if you woke up as a real woman?

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Kill myself

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clearly I'd post about it on the shaty

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I'd become this :)

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im sucking my tits to see what breast milk tastes like

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Masturbate and then kill myself

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Finger

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touch my boobies hahahahah

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see how its like to pee then kill myself

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I'd make a thread about what to do to my body and keep it going until I die. I'd attach a photo to each reply

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go back to sleep

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I'd probably poon out

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>>17343649
buy a dildo from bad dragon and shove it up your ass

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>>17343649
I would 100% use the opportunity to make bait threads on the sharty

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>>17343649
Or until I hit the reply limit too

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>>17343625
who is she i need to know

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I'd impersonate cobblestone…

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>>17343625
damn she's cute

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rape myself

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quit soyjak party and go to soyjak wiki soybooru and soyjak irc because soysphere wompas use every website but sharty

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I'd probably take photos of myself in hot poses and use that to draw pornography

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>>17343693
join irc we will rape you

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>>17343699
The first and only sight of an ircuck

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play with my boobs

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>>17343674
Her name is sobot, a former janny of the sharty πŸ’–

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probably play with my boobs or something idk

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>>17343625
OMG SISAAAA

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>>17343587 (OP)
if in this scenario the past gets retconned and i was always a woman, then i'd just continue living my life as normal.
if that isnt the case and everyone knows me as a male, i'd probably skip town and restart my life somewhere else

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I'd squish and play my boobs evry day

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>>17343709
xe is a tranny

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>>17343728
she is doe

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Think it's a dream or me schizoing out so i would take meds.

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will keep it a secret on the sharty because if people know you will have 10 different poster asking to show a good hunky some boobs

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become friends with the girl i had a crush on when i was a guy and fuck the guy she likes

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>>17343742
you have to be ESL

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do i keep my brain and sexuality

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>>17343751
OH NO OH NONONONO OMG I TAKE THAT BACK I TAKE THAT BACK

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NO NO THERES NO WAY THATS THE SAME PERSON

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I would try and have as many white babies as possible

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>>17343780
only correct answer itt

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become a nazi girl

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>>17343778
FROGNIGGER PLEASE TELL ME YOUR JOKING YOUR BAITING ME YOUR BAITING ME THERES NO WAY PLEASE FROGNIGGER TELL ME THIS IS A LIE PLEASE

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>>17343794
omg i fucking love nazi girls if you ever become a woman randomly and become a nazi girl hit me up omg nigga

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i would start playing misery and hop on doll house so i can find a new dada

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>>17343625
Who the hell is this geg.

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>>17343800
NAZIS LOST BTW KKK WON

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Immediately Quit Soysphere Because Wompas On The Soysphere Are Obsessed With Porn And Pantying Sissifying Soyteens For Some Reason

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>>17343818
dude im not even on the right i would just love a nazi gf to be honest

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>>17343795
OHNONONO NUSOI

look at the selfie in the galley on the ki
https://soyjakwiki.org/Sobot#/media/File:Sobot.png
>same thin nose
>same weird jawline
>same lips
>same pointy cheeks

nigga just wore a different wig and asian glasses nusoi

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freak the fuck out because im not a troon and i hate women

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Put this on ki happenings, a nusoi comes out as gay. We support this as soyjak.party is inclusive and LGBTQ-Friendly!

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>>17343828
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FROGNIGGER WHY DID YOU TELL ME THIS I COULD OF LIVED MY LIFE FREELY OMGGGGGG

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>>17343587 (OP)
I would kill myself because I wouldn't be a skilled gamer anymore

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>>17343827
NAZIS LOST BTW

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This is my fetish… :/

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Some nigga fell in love with Sobot geg.

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Archiving dis neutralplier

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>>17343845
like i said im not a nazi i would just love to fuck the shit out of a nazi girl how many times do you want me to tell you this

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>>17343850
i feel for this

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>>17343850
THIS FROG FUCKER I COULD HAVE LIVED MY LIFE FREELY

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>>17343780
This except half black babies

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>>17343855
WHY DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A NAZI WOMAN IF NAZIS LOST BTW

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>>17343868
GEEEEEEG

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NO THEYRE IS NO WAY THATS A MAN THE PICTURE IT HAS BOOBS BRO

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>>17343866
BECAUSE THEY ARE CUTE

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>>17343876
implants

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>>17343838

nah actually i cant do that to you nusoi. this is an actual e girl named toastntestines that sobot used to catfish you are fine

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>>17343876
You have no idea the lengths troons are willing to go to.

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>>17343866
im a commie so it would be funny idk theyre cute too

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Hang on I should wait for more replies for a gemmier archive

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>>17343849
I got EPI'd into it, okay.

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>>17343883
bro… my life is ruined bro..

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>>17343877
BUT WHAT IF THEY DONT THINK YOURE CUTE NUSWA

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>>17343887
I feel bad for you

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>>17343882
OMFG I LOVE YOU FROGGIE OMGGGGGG

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>>17343882
NO THATS NOT AN E GIRL BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK BRO

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>>17343882
I look up that name and the β€˜ki page for Sobot comes up nigga what are you doing geg.

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kill yourself tranny

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FROGNIGGER I HATE YOU

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>>17343895
Maybe I shouldn't have used 4cuck at such a young age, at least I'll never troon out.

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>>17343924
nuOsi I’m Im I’m Im… Poop btwβ€¦πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

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>>17343933
FUCK OFF EMOJIFAG NOW IS NOT THE TIME

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>>17343924
>using the subject field to spam

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I don't fucking know dude

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>>17343935
Nu fukc yu 🀬🀬😑🀬🀬😑

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>>17343912
>>17343914
>>17343896
i lied. Enjoy being gay nusoi

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>>17343956
I’m not the caca who fell for it geg I don’t trust anything for a reason.

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Gooning to my male crush until my clitty leak

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>>17343956
>>17343946
bro… what the fuck man… she… she had boobs bro…

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>>17343969
=Bro…=

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Vanilla

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>>17343975
fail kek

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This archive is getting gemmier and gemmier by the second, 'kiBVLLs will accept me putting this in happenings

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>>17343969
bro… what the fuck

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>>17343979
I don’t know why it didn’t work geg.

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>>17343969
U ar Epi ing me U Fuc.king pedoilphile 😑🀬🀬🀬😑🀬🀬🀬😑🀬🀬

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>>17343981
bro please dont put this on the wiki i dont want to be gay bro please

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>Inb4 tittyfucking mentioned
>Inb4 it’s the actually a tranny’s tits

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>>17343993
To bad nusoi you're fate is cemennted forebrver now πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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>>17343972
NUSOIS THOUGHT THIS NIGGA WAS CUTE GEEEEEEEEEG I CANT

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>>17344000
emojifag i hope the WORST FOR YOU YOUR AS GAY AS ME

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>>17344001
>I wish I was white

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>>17344001
why was he so bleached here though!?
>>17343625

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>>17344005
I is beter than yo😈 I make beter and more gems then yuπŸ˜‚ πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž Ur forever gay, and me? NoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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>>17344029
Lightning and edited probably.

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bro.. i cant this fucking frog

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>>17344001
>Flood detected; Post discarded.

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>>17344043
You can redeem yourself by β€˜oxing 30 trannies and getting an actual foid to flex on everyone here.

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>>17344043
Frogs Is wonnedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž

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>>17344029
Read the kiwifarms thread linked above, the brown guy is not sobot.

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>>17344049
bro… i fucking cant bro

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WARNING DO NOT WATCH IF YOU DONT WANT TO CRY

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>>17344056
I think it is, the photo posted here is heavily shopped. This image has more resemblence

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>>17344076
but bro on first fucking glance bro its hard to tell thats a man be honest

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>>17344072
DNB kek.

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>>17344076
What could possibly drive a male to put on breast implants.

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>>17344099
mental illness

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>>17344099
Mental illness

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Nusois…

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is this real

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>>17344082
nusoi take this as a lesson. Always check the chin!

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>>17344111
cheekbones too

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>>17344107
what have i done bro……

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>>17344107
NO WAY IT WAS A CROPPED DICKPICK TOO GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>17344111
>>17344120
Lots of women also have masculine physical features like that btw
>>17344142
Our brains care about the the initial image first, the background later. Move on dude, its not end of the world

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>>17344107
GEEEEEEEEG

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>>17344154
my wife sobot won

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>>>17344154
>mods

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>>17344142
nusoi you can redeem yourself by talking to a real women

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>>17344120
Don't forget to check neck for Adam's Apple if possible

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>>17344186
im going back to school soon so this will happen chuddy

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>>>17344186
>im going back to school soon so this will happen chuddy

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School is in two days.

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the site brapped for 1 second

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>>17344223
im from england

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>>17344234
PUT IT ON THE 'KI NOWWWWW

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>>17344254
i'm trying archive.ph i hope it's not brapped

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>>17344236
OYYYYYYYYYYYY 'LITA

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>>17344236
Actually beautiful to watch, thanks for sending this.

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Have another OMGSISA

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>>17344236
oh yeah this is fucking (marge? why did he put lita??)

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>>17344289
geg so obv with his eyes evendoe he tried to hide his lower face with a mask

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>>17344289
i remember this vaguely, who is this

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this is me

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>>17344300
lita wasnt always doctooos. At that time it wasnt like that

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1 million bbc challange

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>>17344289
most obvious troon award

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>>17344280
since the SPVA got nished i try to spread the old gems as much as possible

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>>17344300
Because its twittercoal lol

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>>17344318
is that a combine soldier!!! :OOO

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>>17344300
Xe's a normgroid not a 'teen if he was he wouldn't have used it

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https://archive.ph/kpL0N
NIIIIIGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR WHY DID IT NOT ARCHIVE

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>>17344309
IIRC it was some yet another unemployed 'cordfag who decided to "troll" this website with tranny posts

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CAN SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE ARCHIVE

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>>17344236
one time i girl i knew found out about the sharty tbf

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>>17344341
I probably would have used it anyways, not in the pedo way I mean in the way we sometimes use the babyjak (please don’t rape me for this take I don’t even have β€˜lita saved I was just making a comment)

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>>17344364
Bro…

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>>17344343
Someone chive thsi thread

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>>17344415
its already been archived nuswa

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>>17344364
lita was just another jak back in they day. Only under froot era was its reputation damaged. I dont think that rule even exist anymore

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flick my bean all day and all night because women have no cooldowns

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>>17344432
The megalodon link I made was brapped

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Archive for ants also nice quint

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>>17344437
That's because it took a while for 'teens to figure out that 'lita was ridden with pedo shit

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>>17344444
i dont how to archive anything sorry. please do archive it gay caca made me geg

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>>17344300
shes sharty culture



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